NEWBIE WAR 2009!

Discussion in 'The Lobby - Non-Cigar Related' started by pembroke3355, Jan 22, 2009.


  1. Anthem

    Anthem Stay Thankful

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    Bombs Away!

    Ready Aim Fire...SC
     
  2. mufflerman

    mufflerman Bend Kenobi

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    Uh oh... just got a VERY suspicious (and heavy!) package from KC. I'm waiting until backup arrives to attempt to disarm it...

    OK, so I don some safety gear just in case, and proceed to open the box.

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    First thing I see: wow! Calenders! After looking at their website I was thinking I should get one. Now I have one for every room in the house! Then I dug a little deeper. I can't describe what was under the calenders, I think I'm still in shock. Now I know how Swissy felt when he got his wish(es) granted. This was completely ridiculous and over the top.

    Thanks so much guys! You FOGs REALLY don't play fair. I have to caution anyone that attempts a bomb on smokyballs. This guy does NOT mess around. I think his motto is "Nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."

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  3. LockOut

    LockOut New Member

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    bombs AWAY:

    Its either: 0308 2040 0002 3857 9485 or 03082040 0002 3857 9492

    Don't ya hate when you ship more than one and you forget to write the zip codes down on the tear offs. DOH :blush:
     
  4. Bsneed51

    Bsneed51 Habitual Threadjacker!

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    Yeah, Brad won't be defeated. When he says he has unlimited resources, he isn't joking.
     
  5. Smokyballs

    Smokyballs The nap master

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    I told you how I play (dirty and with no restraint)! Who's next?
     
  6. ggiese

    ggiese Active Member

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    Yeah, yeah, yeah... Now I gotta clean up another dadgummed mess you created... Damn son of a...

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    At least the front door is still intact, you focker... :angry:
     
  7. mmburtch

    mmburtch Sleep deprived and cranky

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    So I come home this afternoon to one of those annoying Postal slips saying they needed a signature for a package and I can go in and pick it up tomorrow. Well, I had just passed the mailman on my way home, and figured I should save him from the pops and flying confetti that was bound to burst from that package.

    It was sent express mail, so I figured someone was running a bit behind schedule, and as us older folk know, hurry it up and your liable to F it up. I safely disarmed the package, keeping all of my fingers and toes right where they belong.

    Thanks Dom!

    Fresh off my success with the above package, I had a brain fart. I somehow forgot how hard I had hit Dave in the last war. (He had it coming, for what he did to Doc) Anyway, the doctors assure me that they were able to harvest enough skin from the severed limbs to patch the stubs.

    Outstanding Dave!

    Well, God help the newbs that gets the PIF from these attacks. I should have prosthetics fitted soon and boxes will fly.
     
  8. Mr_Wolf

    Mr_Wolf He's watching.............

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    The quote of the year!

    :laugh:
     
  9. indyrob

    indyrob You smell like my sausage!

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    Ok...I got my ass handed to me yesterday by a noobler...

    I caught wind of what it might be so I used the little demo in a box to clear the 12" of snow piled up in front of the mailbox!

    Right on Chainer...you got me pretty good with a bunch of fav's!
     
  10. jfields

    jfields Where did all my money go?

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    Okay, Crime scene Tape and an evidence bag. Really!!
    I'm trying like hell to sit on the sidelines, but too late now fu#*kers. :angry:

    0103 8555 7495 1744 9528
    0103 8555 7495 0696 3769
     
  11. Swifty

    Swifty Dismember

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    [​IMG] Tick, Tick, Tick..............................
     
  12. SPIVY

    SPIVY THE STIG

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    uh uh, looks like the FOGs are starting the launch sequence
     
  13. pembroke3355

    pembroke3355 Banned

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    Fellow newbs just follow the drill and there is nothing to fear. :laugh:


    The states of MN and TX will be taken out today. :whistling:
     
  14. mmburtch

    mmburtch Sleep deprived and cranky

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    Delivery Confirmation™ Label Number: 0103 8555 7496 0097 4647
    Delivery Confirmation™ Label Number: 0103 8555 7496 1146 0405


    While all you little noobs scurry around on the front lines hoping for a shot, your rear is undefended. Not just your rear, but your homeland, your noncombatants.


    Oh yeah, I may have over emphasized the extent of my injuries. ;)
     
  15. Franco593

    Franco593 Active Member

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    and California :whistling:
     
  16. SPIVY

    SPIVY THE STIG

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  17. fca_blake70

    fca_blake70 New Member

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    This may hurt.....
     
  18. Spad31

    Spad31 Previously, on Battlestar Galactica...

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    Sucessful ingress. Good GPS/INS Handoff. Weapons away. Doors closed. Master Arm: SAFE. Egressing.

    RTB for rearm/refuel.

    Comm out.

    :whistling:

    UPS: 9101188885540509699682
     
  19. MiamiCubano

    MiamiCubano El Martillo (My Boxing Name)

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    24 pages later and these egg-suckin' noobs still think they are worth their weight...

    Some folks just plain enjoy hearin' themselves talk....
     
  20. Carbonless

    Carbonless New Member

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    Ever seen an old man try to play football with the college kids...you're liable to get hurt now :whistling:
     

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