ironpeddler
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OK, I got home early from work today and found 2 USPS Priority boxes on my front porch. Innocent enough, right? I bring them in, read the shipping labels and realized I'd been bombed...and as it turned out, by two f'd up human beings with a seriously warped sense of humor. When I attempted to open the first box, I knew right away I should grab the camera for this one...
Box 1...couldn't even open the flaps, totally solid...WTF?
Box 2... ??????
These two Rocket Scientists shot them FULL of foam insulation! :laugh: ...I had two bricks in front of me, I mean solid as a rock!
I tried to get through them in my kitchen with a steak knife and finally realized I had better do this outside and get some help....
Anthony trying to rip open Box 1...yeah, OK...pissing in the wind
Not many voids in this one...solid!
He kept at it, but then we realized that the foam reacted with a brown printed plastic bag in there and produced this ultra sticky goo that got all over our hands and my steak knife. Once on my hand, I couldn't put the knife down, it was stuck to my f'in fingers! Needless to say, I couldn't take a picture of that...plus, I was laughing so hard, I started to cough uncontrollably.... :laugh:
Back to Box 2...finally freed it up to reveal the goods...
Back to "The Brick"...
Well, we finally got the whole thing apart to reveal what these 2 sickos sent me...a ton of awesome cigars and a great micro brew beer...
We were laughing so hard on our front porch as we struggled to get these things open that two neighbors heard us and asked what we were doing that was so funny....when I explained that 2 demented cigar buddies did this, they joined right in and laughed their asses off too as we peeled these things apart in amazement! Once we got everything freed up, we then proceeded to the kitchen to soak our hands in acetone to remove the goo...the steak knife?, soaking in a cup of acetone! It smells like a nail salon in here...
I can't thank these two whack jobs enough for what they sent...and how they sent it! I knew right away who one of them was when I noticed a Boston Bruins label on one of the cigars...PAUL! The other guy, I don't know...how many guys with the last name 'Testes' come from Wynantskill, NY? Two nut sacks that are in lock step with each other....scary sh*t :laugh:
Thanks again to these two great CP brothers, you definitely made my day...no, month...wait, make that year! You did CP proud today.
PS: I'm still laughing as I type this...
Box 1...couldn't even open the flaps, totally solid...WTF?
Box 2... ??????
These two Rocket Scientists shot them FULL of foam insulation! :laugh: ...I had two bricks in front of me, I mean solid as a rock!
I tried to get through them in my kitchen with a steak knife and finally realized I had better do this outside and get some help....
Anthony trying to rip open Box 1...yeah, OK...pissing in the wind
Not many voids in this one...solid!
He kept at it, but then we realized that the foam reacted with a brown printed plastic bag in there and produced this ultra sticky goo that got all over our hands and my steak knife. Once on my hand, I couldn't put the knife down, it was stuck to my f'in fingers! Needless to say, I couldn't take a picture of that...plus, I was laughing so hard, I started to cough uncontrollably.... :laugh:
Back to Box 2...finally freed it up to reveal the goods...
Back to "The Brick"...
Well, we finally got the whole thing apart to reveal what these 2 sickos sent me...a ton of awesome cigars and a great micro brew beer...
We were laughing so hard on our front porch as we struggled to get these things open that two neighbors heard us and asked what we were doing that was so funny....when I explained that 2 demented cigar buddies did this, they joined right in and laughed their asses off too as we peeled these things apart in amazement! Once we got everything freed up, we then proceeded to the kitchen to soak our hands in acetone to remove the goo...the steak knife?, soaking in a cup of acetone! It smells like a nail salon in here...
I can't thank these two whack jobs enough for what they sent...and how they sent it! I knew right away who one of them was when I noticed a Boston Bruins label on one of the cigars...PAUL! The other guy, I don't know...how many guys with the last name 'Testes' come from Wynantskill, NY? Two nut sacks that are in lock step with each other....scary sh*t :laugh:
Thanks again to these two great CP brothers, you definitely made my day...no, month...wait, make that year! You did CP proud today.
PS: I'm still laughing as I type this...
