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War Zone! Friggin Newb's

Started by duglynukem , Mar 31 2012 06:13 PM

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#1 duglynukem

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 06:13 PM

I was minding my own business mowing the yard when the mailman called me over. "I have a couple of packages for you" she says. "One of them appears to be bulging". Hmmmm.

So one box is from CA the other is from NH. Although I've found in the past that the return addy doesn't mean anything. So I will resort to my sleuthing abilities to find the culprits. In the meantime thank you, I will enjoy them.


I knew I had been drafted into the great newbie war of 2012. Almost an hour later with sore fingers, I extracted the contents of the box.

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Looks innocent enough, doesn't it?

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The tools

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Friggin foam. Maybe the smaller pakage has a clue.

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Nope, it's a bomb. Nice one too!

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Aha!

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Ta-da!

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Mrs. duglynukem isn't happy with the shrapnel, but I'm very happy with the beverages and the cigars. I will enjoy them.

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 06:48 PM

Nice hit!

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 07:38 PM

It's nice to see a crusty old nuke guy getting drug into this war.

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 07:45 PM

And he thought he was minding his own business and would escape this bloody war, wrong, looks like no-one is really safe.

Go Newbs.

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 09:00 PM

Nice!

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 10:11 PM

Just two?

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 10:28 PM

Do you guys hear that...?

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 10:32 PM

....oh, I hear it.

Anyone else ?

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 10:53 PM

I can't believe ou did the unpack on the dining table with that lovely bowl. You did escape didn't you, or do we need to send Doc over?

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 08:48 AM

I can't believe ou did the unpack on the dining table with that lovely bowl. You did escape didn't you, or do we need to send Doc over?


I was thinking the exact same thing.. Are you crazy

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 08:51 AM

His wife must have had a shit fit when she saw what he was doing on the kitchen table.

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 08:57 AM

Good times!! The FOGs are falling with out much resistance, mass confusion at the old folks home.

Way to go Newbs!!

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:03 AM

His wife must have had a shit fit when she saw what he was doing on the kitchen table.


I have been properly spanked

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:44 AM

Hey at least he has a sledge hammer unlike MuMike...LOL

Nice hit Boys.

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:37 PM


His wife must have had a shit fit when she saw what he was doing on the kitchen table.


I have been properly spanked


Is that how "coaching" is administered in the nukem household?

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 09:44 PM


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