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Got Me - Again

Started by duglynukem , Apr 05 2012 03:51 AM

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#1 duglynukem

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 03:51 AM

Got home from the golf course and found another surprise delivery. I noticed the return addy was from my friend Gonz. I was a little confused though why he would drive all the way to Albuquerque, New Mexico to mail it. The packaging revealed this is clearly the work of someone with a bondage background. After a bit of struggling and cussing the fact I loaned out my large tubing cutter, I managed to get to the heart of the package. BTW, Mrs. Duglynukem doesn't let me open packages in the house any more.

Thank you very much for the nice selection of sticks. I will enjoy one today while playing golf.

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The plot thickens:

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Sheesh. Can you imagine what an X-Ray of this package would look like?

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Note the use of copious amounts of Liquid Nails... (Oh, and note the, slightly inadequate pipe cutter)

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Edited by duglynukem, 05 April 2012 - 03:52 AM.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 05:33 AM

Another nice hit fellas.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 06:12 AM

Looks like the Newbies found a FOG that has actual tools and knows how to use them. :laugh:

Edited by Tall Paul, 05 April 2012 - 06:13 AM.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 07:28 AM

I don't know. Those tools look pretty new! Probably P&E'd the job and went out and got the necessary tools. (Or are they a part of the RONCO FOG survival Kit?) :laugh:

Edited by broblues, 05 April 2012 - 07:28 AM.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 07:41 AM

Great hit Newbs ! :thumbs: Nice delivery system

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 07:42 AM

Very nice hit!

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 08:04 AM

Nice one Kids....couldn't happen to a nicer guy!

I really enjoying watching the evolution of these bombs....it's like this bunch of Noobs are obsessed with watching reruns of "This Old House".....

Edited by ironpeddler, 05 April 2012 - 08:04 AM.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 03:57 PM

Looks like the Newbies found a FOG that has actual tools and knows how to use them. :laugh:


Newbies? Hmmm, you mean Gonz didn't drive to New Mexico to send this to me?

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 04:01 PM


Looks like the Newbies found a FOG that has actual tools and knows how to use them. :laugh:


Newbies? Hmmm, you mean Gonz didn't drive to New Mexico to send this to me?


I just assumed... Hey Gonz nice hit! :laugh:

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 04:32 PM

Nice hit Gonz!

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 06:59 PM

Maybe he rode his bicycle there for the practice ? Nice Gonz

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 07:01 PM

This war is very interesting to watch. nice hit fellas.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 09:17 PM

I've been kaboomed AGAIN as well.

holy shit, what's going on around here these days!!!

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 09:29 PM

btw, its funny man....package I received today is in the identical box, and its from YOU!

Doug Thompson, Bettendorf, Iowa....

clever clever

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 09:57 PM

These noob's are inovative to say the least. You deserve it Eric

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 08:52 PM

Should've foamed the wire fence then it would've been a helluva good bomb.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 08:34 AM

Should've foamed the wire fence then it would've been a helluva good bomb.


I think they engineer the package to the skill level of the recipient. If they would have foamed the wire, I would still be looking at it like a 'dog staring at a fan'.
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