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#1 Hillbilly Steaks

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 10:36 PM

so apparently we have a very disgruntled worker at Spears Plastic Valves and he has ordered the attacks on some cigar pass members. Members he believed were FOG's. So he took matters into his own hands.

You see Cigar pass, in this war, things get confused out there, power, ideals, the old morality, and practical military necessity. Out there with these newbies it must be a temptation to be god. Because there's a conflict in every human heart between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil. The good does not always triumph. Sometimes the newbie side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature. Every newbie has a breaking point. You and I have one. And this guy has reached his. very obviously, he has gone insane.

My mission is to seek out your identity and build the mother of all packages that require "tools" to open. You're out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And you're still in the field commanding troops.


Terminate with extreme prejudice.


You understand, Cigar pass, that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist...

Edited by Hillbilly Steaks, 06 April 2012 - 10:37 PM.


#2 Asel.mike

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 10:52 PM

It was probably Phil...
He's everywhere, hitting everyone.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 10:57 PM

The gooch has been bombing us all!

#4 beyond the band

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 11:01 PM

The gooch has been bombing us all!

The gooch has been bombing us all!


isn't the Gooch the one that used to beat up Arnold Jackson?
Ha newbs won't get it!

#5 Pugman1943

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 11:05 PM

So here we are waiting for the MOAB! I don't think I need to build a bomb shelter. But it has been and will continue to be fun watching you FOG's atomize under the mushroom cloud.

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 12:28 AM

It is actually Habanos Addict. Too bad you banned him before you could hit 'em. Love this war!

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 12:43 AM

so apparently we have a very disgruntled worker at Spears Plastic Valves and he has ordered the attacks on some cigar pass members. Members he believed were FOG's. So he took matters into his own hands.

You see Cigar pass, in this war, things get confused out there, power, ideals, the old morality, and practical military necessity. Out there with these newbies it must be a temptation to be god. Because there's a conflict in every human heart between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil. The good does not always triumph. Sometimes the newbie side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature. Every newbie has a breaking point. You and I have one. And this guy has reached his. very obviously, he has gone insane.

My mission is to seek out your identity and build the mother of all packages that require "tools" to open. You're out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And you're still in the field commanding troops.


Terminate with extreme prejudice.


You understand, Cigar pass, that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist...


You may be typing, but all i hear is...



#8 Joebunaga

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 08:11 AM

Phil has seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call him a murderer. You have a right to bomb him. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge him. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when Phil was with Special Bee Forces... seems a thousand centuries ago. He went into a humidor to check the aging on some young ISOMs. He left the humidor after he had checked the cigars for tobacco beetles, and this old man came running after him and he was crying. He couldn't see. He went back there, and they had come and burned every checked cigar. There they were in a pile. A pile of little ISOMs. And Phil remembered... he... he... he cried, he wept like some grandmother. He claimed he wanted to tear his teeth out; He didn't know what He wanted to do! And he wanted to remember it. He never wanted to forget it... He never wanted to forget. And then he realized... like he was shot... like he was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through his bee forehead. And he thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then he realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were newbs... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If he had ten divisions of those newbs, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to bomb without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 08:15 AM

I'm glad someone picked up the reference.....nice!

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 08:18 AM

Fantastic book, great movie, haven't made up my mind on the redux because I've seen the original way too many times and hate change. :laugh:

CHARLIE DON'T SURF!

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 09:21 AM

Rumor has it Phil was one of these guys surffing:



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Posted 07 April 2012 - 03:17 PM

My mission is to seek out your identity and build the mother of all packages that require "tools" to open.


..... watch out Nashkicker! :laugh: :whistling:

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 03:56 PM


My mission is to seek out your identity and build the mother of all packages that require "tools" to open.


..... watch out Nashkicker! :laugh: :whistling:

Douche!!!!! :p

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 07:15 PM

I know Eric is saying something in that rant but all I hear is " WAH WAH WAH :laugh: "

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 12:33 AM

I love this place! :laugh:

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 01:17 AM

This war is so much fun. I love watching the FOGs get obliterated. :sign:




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