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Going to See Beyoncé in Atlantic City Tonight

Started by ironpeddler , May 25 2012 12:34 PM

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#1 ironpeddler

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 12:34 PM

KILL ME!






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Posted 25 May 2012 - 12:45 PM

All I can say is why?

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 01:27 PM

How did you get talked into that? ???

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 01:42 PM

There's only one explanation:

Someone is clearly holding his testicles hostage, and the concert is the ransom drop off spot.

Be brave brother, you'll be reunited with them soon.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 01:55 PM

She was ordering Beyonce tickets and stuff like she got it like that.... and Gary was like, ‘You know those Beyonce tickets — that’s a three finger in the butt hole minimum.”



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Posted 25 May 2012 - 01:57 PM

Have you seen her ass?

Just sayin...tike you binocular and your iPod....

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 02:01 PM

What color shoes did you pick out for this auspicious occasion?

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 02:11 PM

Wow, I saw this subject and was hoping it was a joke. You will truly be in the "Land of Snatch & Honey" at that concert.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 02:26 PM

Maybe its just me but if you want me to drive over and take your girlfriend out to see this concert I will!

Do you relize the amount of hot chicks (1/2 your age of course :laugh: ) that will be there shaken what their momma gave them!

You got my number I be here awaiting your call brother.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 02:35 PM

Need I say more?


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Posted 25 May 2012 - 02:55 PM

Did you get an AARP discount? And will there be portable defibrillator's at the event?
Like Duke Ellington said, "There's only two kinds of music, good and all the rest." I guess this is some of the rest.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 02:58 PM

I don't care how much action I would be guaranteed at the end of the night. I would NEVER set foot in a venue that was hosting a Beyonce concert. Just sayin...

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 03:52 PM

...better have the Rob Zombie CD cued up and ready to go full blast when you leave. Sorta like deprogramming..... :p

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 04:06 PM

All I can say is why?


Pussy

How did you get talked into that? ???


Pussy

What color shoes did you pick out for this auspicious occasion?


I'm wearing all BLACK...and it ain't cause I want to look like Johnny Cash...I'm in f'in mourning.

Maybe its just me but if you want me to drive over and take your girlfriend out to see this concert I will!


If you lived closer, I'd a'paid ya' to go in my place!

Did you get an AARP discount? And will there be portable defibrillator's at the event?
Like Duke Ellington said, "There's only two kinds of music, good and all the rest." I guess this is some of the rest.


Thanks Doc....that made me feel so much better.

With any luck, I'll drink enough until I need a defibrillator.

I don't care how much action I would be guaranteed at the end of the night. I would NEVER set foot in a venue that was hosting a Beyonce concert. Just sayin...


This will be a 3 orifice night gentlemen...trust me.

This is being held at the new Revel Casino that's having it's Grand Opening this weekend....should be slow with hardly any crowds :rolleyes:

So, I just got word the Garden State Parkway is bumper-to-bumper half way to AC....with any luck, I'll get there after it's over.

Oh...but wait....she got invited to the "After Party"....better brush up on my rap lyrics so I have something in common with that crowd...

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 04:11 PM

And here I thought you loved her... :angry:

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 04:13 PM

Oh...but wait....she got invited to the "After Party"....better brush up on my rap lyrics so I have something in common with that crowd...


Well if her husband (Jay-Z) is there you will have plenty to talk about. Your Yankees starting off so great this season!

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 04:50 PM

New York:
Empire State of Mind (Jay-Z)
Fairytale of New York (The Pouges)
New York City (John Lennon)
Across 110th Street (Bobby Womack)
Walk on the wild Side (Lou Reed)


Theme from New York, New York (Frank Sinatra)
Visions of Johanna (Bob Dylan)
The Message (Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five)

The Rising (Bruce Springsteen)




Boston:
Dirty Water (The Standells...a frickin' California band)

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 05:28 PM

My condolences dude. But maybe your trip " arond the world" will make up for your pain. Enjoy

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 07:44 PM

Beyonce......what being in Jersey wasn't bad enough?

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 07:50 PM

Have fun...
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