Favorite funny sayings.....
Posted 30 May 2012 - 09:47 PM
~ I could sh-t on a screen door and miss every wire. (Use that one when you have diarrhea)
~ It's hotter than two rats screwin in a wool sock.
~ I'm sweatin like a whore in church.
Posted 30 May 2012 - 10:06 PM
Hotter than a freshly fu€ked fox in a forest fire.
Busy as a one armed paper hanger.
Posted 30 May 2012 - 11:35 PM
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Posted 31 May 2012 - 12:33 AM
He/She is as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike.
Hotter than a firemans headband.
He/She is as bright as a 5 watt light bulb.
Posted 31 May 2012 - 06:31 AM
Does your pussy hurt? (to a whining male friend)
50 million sperm and you had to make it.
I think my air/shit seperator just broke.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before police.
Do farts have lumps?
Posted 31 May 2012 - 10:31 AM
If I had a dog that looked like you, I' d shave his ass and make him walk backward
Posted 31 May 2012 - 10:34 AM
Posted 31 May 2012 - 11:16 AM
Only fools dont change their ideas...its because they are too stupid to realize they did!
It was written im the sky (reffring to something obvious)
Posted 31 May 2012 - 11:23 AM
- When someone does something stupid and hets hurt: "That'll learn ya."
- When someone complains of a headache: "If I had a head like that and it didn't ache, I'd see a doctor."
Posted 31 May 2012 - 11:24 AM
Posted 31 May 2012 - 12:59 PM
He's as useless as the tits on a bull
Dumber than a door nail
Posted 31 May 2012 - 01:15 PM
Don't worry, this is going to hurt. A LOT.
You can't get there on the next train. Step into the cellar here and I'll show you the schedule and map.
Sure I can spare a hot meal. Come on in and I'll make you one.
Posted 31 May 2012 - 03:18 PM
Posted 31 May 2012 - 04:22 PM
- When someone made a mistake: "That's what you get for thinking when you're not used to it."
- When he was whipping my ass: "Move your hand."
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