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Jeppson's Malört -- Have you tried it?

OpusXKC

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Just the other day while hanging out with my buddy Drew5337, and making knives, he looks over to me holding a bottle and says "You need to try this". The potent potable he was offering was Jeppson's Malört. This liquid claims to be a "fine Swedish liquor", and upon first inspection it seems to be.
 
So he pours us each a shot and emphasizes the need to slam it back quickly. Not heading this advice I sip and swirl it a bit and then swallow. MY GOD. It was like a cabbage wrapped foot kicked my tounge. This Shreks piss alcohol was a potent and bitter combination of hooker sweat, canned vegetable water, and pear juice. If you are familiar with the shaving worlds Lilac Vegetal, it tasted the way that Napoleonic aftershave smells.
 
 
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In all seriousness, it is a must have in the liquor cabinet as the final shot to quiet that annoying friend who won't stop drinking your good booze.
 
And now a word from the producer of this fine liqour Carl Jeppson...
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU
 
I cannot stand Malort.  To me it tastes like bitter rose petals dipped in sweat.
 
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