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Shameful confession. Please read. :P

Spad31

Previously, on Battlestar Galactica...
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Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so I :p  guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's frakked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so frakking beautiful that I watched it twice. (probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shiat went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to frak her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was farked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever frakking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.



- I didn't write this, and I wish I knew who did.
- Trey
 
I saw this before and it REALLY puts Stars Wars in a different perspective.  It's along the same lines of figuring out that the entire Star Wars story is about the rise and fall of Anakin and not Luke. 
 
Birdmen and their fantasies. That's why we keep them in the rear, with the gear and the beer, until needed.
 
Doc
 
You know, you may think it's really swell that you sister "....gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips...." but there are those of us that find that kind of thing weird bordering on disgusting.
 
Another gem; "....Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it....".  So are you saying you wish you and your sister would have hooked up?
 
You need counselling, stat.  And posting this sort of thing in a cigar forum?  Really...??
 
Devil Doc said:
Birdmen and their fantasies. That's why we keep them in the rear, with the gear and the beer, until needed.
 
Doc
:p! i missed you Doc!
 
-Trey
BlindedByScience said:
You know, you may think it's really swell that you sister "....gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips...." but there are those of us that find that kind of thing weird bordering on disgusting.
 
Another gem; "....Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it....".  So are you saying you wish you and your sister would have hooked up?
 
You need counselling, stat.  And posting this sort of thing in a cigar forum?  Really...??
Not sure if being sarcastic....didn't mean to offend. I'm not the author, of course.
 
-Trey
 
So, you're not the author?  I figured "I didn't write this, and I wish I knew who did" was a red herring.
 
Why would you post stuff like that.....on a cigar forum?  Sorry, I'm not getting this.....
 
And to be completely clear, I think it's disgusting and out of place.
 
BlindedByScience said:
So, you're not the author?  I figured "I didn't write this, and I wish I knew who did" was a red herring.
 
Why would you post stuff like that.....on a cigar forum?  Sorry, I'm not getting this.....
 
And to be completely clear, I think it's disgusting and out of place.
No Sir, I'm not the author. I simply posted it so folks could laugh at Star Wars a little. Posting it non-cigar related seemed appropriate. You've been here a long time, so I'll gladly defer to your opinion. Again, didn't mean to offend. Some folks will get it and not be bothreed. You would recommend I delete it?
 
-Trey
 
At first I was disgusted....then I thought it was intriguing, then I thought it was hilarious when you see what it's really about. Really shows you perspective...especially when it's one of the greatest movies of all time.
 
Spad31 said:
 
No Sir, I'm not the author. I simply posted it so folks could laugh at Star Wars a little. Posting it non-cigar related seemed appropriate. You've been here a long time, so I'll gladly defer to your opinion. Again, didn't mean to offend. Some folks will get it and not be bothreed. You would recommend I delete it?
 
-Trey
 
 
Trey, I think you've been absent awhile...so maybe you don't remember that we don't delete things here. I for one was not bothered...and it seems others weren't all that bothered either.
 
Haven't seen you in probably 5-6 years...you still ever around the DFW area?
 
BigJake6904 said:
 
 
No Sir, I'm not the author. I simply posted it so folks could laugh at Star Wars a little. Posting it non-cigar related seemed appropriate. You've been here a long time, so I'll gladly defer to your opinion. Again, didn't mean to offend. Some folks will get it and not be bothreed. You would recommend I delete it?
 
-Trey
 
 
Trey, I think you've been absent awhile...so maybe you don't remember that we don't delete things here. I for one was not bothered...and it seems others weren't all that bothered either.
 
Haven't seen you in probably 5-6 years...you still ever around the DFW area?
 
Heyo Jake! You're correct about the delete thing. Yep, I've been "out of the business" for a few years. Not in DFW anymore (although still home). Promoted to Major and am back from Germany in Louisiana at Barksdale AFB. I've missed CP and my humis, so I started again. I want to be involved in trades, samplers, bombs, etc., but need to get restablished as a good guy and contribute before attempting to do much more than "read more, post less". Still, this place has a home feel to it because I had such a great fun time the first time around...hard to not post all the time and control the inner monologue!
 
-Trey
 
oke&coke said:
I don't think he has watched Star Wars.
 
I've watched Star Wars, and yes, I'm guilty as charged, I didn't pick up on it right away. 
 
I still think its a f'd up and weird thing to post on a cigar forum.  
 
As they say, one man's opinion.
 
BlindedByScience said:
 
I don't think he has watched Star Wars.
 
I've watched Star Wars, and yes, I'm guilty as charged, I didn't pick up on it right away. 
 
I still think its a f'd up and weird thing to post on a cigar forum.  
 
As they say, one man's opinion.
 
Thanks for the pass, BBS. (See what I did there? :p)
 
-Trey
 
I will admit  that I thought WTF the whole time I was reading it until the Darth Vader reference.  Then I scanned a few lines again and laughed myself silly.
 
For a minute there, I thought this was going to be right up there with Thevitalemob coming back after an absence and telling everyone how much he and his wife enjoy being swingers. :laugh:

You had me until the end Trey.... Brilliant!
 
and that is why I never watched Star Wars..................
 
BlindedByScience said:
You know, you may think it's really swell that you sister "....gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips...." but there are those of us that find that kind of thing weird bordering on disgusting.
 
Another gem; "....Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it....".  So are you saying you wish you and your sister would have hooked up?
 
You need counselling, stat.  And posting this sort of thing in a cigar forum?  Really...??
Just as weird as posting about 2 groups of grown men in yoga pants chasing a ball around hoping to jump on each other. [emoji6]
BlindedByScience said:
So, you're not the author?  I figured "I didn't write this, and I wish I knew who did" was a red herring.
 
Why would you post stuff like that.....on a cigar forum?  Sorry, I'm not getting this.....
 
And to be completely clear, I think it's disgusting and out of place.
BlindedByScience said:
I don't think he has watched Star Wars.
 
I've watched Star Wars, and yes, I'm guilty as charged, I didn't pick up on it right away. 
 
I still think its a f'd up and weird thing to post on a cigar forum.  
 
As they say, one man's opinion.
Have no idea why it quoted all those posts, silly Tapatalk .
 
Moon is not full, I am at a loss.
 
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