Man Rules, pick a number 1-112

Pick any number from 1 up to 112, post your #
 
Let make this a contest. Summit your number (one entry a day) until all 112 are gone. At that time I will,
use a random generator to pick a number 1-112. The winner will receive an appreciation surprise gift for participating.
All are welcome.

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69.
 
Hey, someone had to.  :whistling:
 
~Boar

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45.  My favorite caliber.

#32......love the suspense!

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garrettbuckeye said:

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[SIZE=12pt]52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza. [/SIZE]
 

BlindedByScience said:

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[SIZE=12pt]57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer. [/SIZE]
 

Light this! said:

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[SIZE=12pt]77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone. [/SIZE]
 

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Not A Nice Person said:

69.
 
Hey, someone had to.  :whistling:
 
~Boar

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69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

Gern Blansten said:

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12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.

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oke&coke said:

45.  My favorite caliber.

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45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

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thinde said:

#32......love the suspense!

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32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.

MrAnderson41 said:

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41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

CMontoya79 said:

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1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

modo22 said:

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22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants… (Or any other article of clothing).

mjolnir01 said:

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23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.

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MadMonk said:

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[SIZE=12pt]36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10. [/SIZE]
 

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