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  1. SamClemmons

    Am I too caustic?

    I bet you are glad not to be detecting in Chicago these days. A well timed career, brother.
  2. SamClemmons

    Happy birthday SamClemmons !

    Damn. Missed my birthday. Thanks for the thoughts anyway.
  3. SamClemmons

    Am I too caustic?

    In your dreams George.
  4. SamClemmons

    All Things Golf

    Let me know when you're down. I'm usually playing somewhere weekdays so a little warning please.
  5. SamClemmons

    Cigars in the mail!

    Biceptual Gonorrhea is a vicious rumor started by someone who wishes to discredit me.
  6. SamClemmons

    S T Dupont Which Butane???

    Sulphur tipped ones work best.
  7. SamClemmons

    S T Dupont Which Butane???

    Golf is my job now. All my friends are dead. lol.
  8. SamClemmons

    Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

    While passing a cemetery in the car dad says, "People are just dying to get in there."
  9. SamClemmons

    Cigars in the mail!

    Thanks brother, I've come to terms with it.
  10. SamClemmons

    Cigars in the mail!

    Well, the wife passed in 2015 and put me in a kind of slump. I'll hang around some. Thinking about giving up cigars for weed.
  11. SamClemmons

    Cigars in the mail!

    Just barely hanging on to the single digit hcp. Getting old but I can still drive 280 on a good day. How's by you?
  12. SamClemmons

    Life Advice- Best investments you have made.

    Alliteration and genius all in a magic puff of smoke.
  13. SamClemmons

    Cigars in the mail!

    Not dead, close a couple times though. Retired in Myrtle Beach so mostly the same thing . . . another day in paradise but no virgins damn the luck.
  14. SamClemmons

    Cigars in the mail!

    You are embarrassing me Floyd and this from a guy who is free balling.
  15. SamClemmons

    Cigars in the mail!

    Howya Bert? I'm not seeing much grace in this "bowing out".
  16. SamClemmons

    S T Dupont Which Butane???

    Rub a couple sticks together ya pampered posers.
  17. SamClemmons

    Say it again.

    Say it again.
  18. SamClemmons

    First Trip to Cuba report

    I never visited. I lived there. N
  19. SamClemmons

    Where are all the clowns?

    Piss off Horace. After surgeries on both hands and right knee my handicap is up to a freakin' 10. Never thought I'd see the day I couldn't break 80 consistently but the day has come. At least my Redskins dominated their division. N '
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