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Sure, thank Chad all you want...what am I?? Chopped liver? No thanks go to the Big Guy? Ya' did a great job kid, awesome communication, all messages went out in a timely manner, and your followup was perfect....but stop hogging the limelight! Merry Christmas to everyone...I'm headed to Vegas...

Ho Ho Hoppy Holidays, Paul!

Well, I'm glad them sonofabitches finally got it there. God. Things were so much better when the elves weren't unionized. Wait, who said those were dog and cat toys? Doesn't matter... Ya'll enjoy your christmas, and stay off the naughty/fed's list this next year big guy.

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Hohoho! It appears to have arrived. Please update as to condition of the reindeer!! Merry Christmas!

Whatever. Now, piss off until next year.

You are very welcome my friend!! The last package will get there tomorrow hopefully :) Merry Christmas!!

Hohohmmm! The sled took a hit and the Mrs went with the FedEx 287858660382 Seems they are running tight. We'll keep an eye on it, as we always do! HoHoHo

Santa decided to outsource a special toy for my boy @Tall Paul . One tasty delivery is coming this week and another the week after. I hope it will be worth the wait!

I guess I should have told those joyful little shits to put a pair of reading glasses in with whatever they sent you. I told you that it will get there when it gets there. If I knew you were going to be so much trouble, I would have pawned you off on the Easter Bunny. Oh yeah, Happy Freakin...

Ho Ho Ho! Great to hear that landed. Speaking of landing, the reindeer will be there tomorrow for a meat and greet! I hope someone is around. It should be a hot time for the holidays!!! Merry Christmas!

No, you will get 2 packages today, and 1 more in a few days. Open them up and enjoy :)

Heard through the grapevine that there has been some confusion with the amount of packages Ben and his family are receiving. There are THREE packages on their way (1/2 a package for Ben, and 2 1/2 for the family 😊 Hohohohohahahaha Merry Christmas!!

Ho Ho Holy shit, young man!! That DID get dark in a hurry. No need to fret, I tossed in some Ativan and Haldol in that box as well. You are so very welcome, Steve! I wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas! Stay safe and as always, behave yourself. Merry Christmas, Saint Nick

OK Eddie Boy, your package will be in route later today. This Santa doesn't post tracking number, I feel it kills the surprise! Please note, I've had supply chain issues like the rest of the world, so your gift came out of Santa's personal stash. So you may notice some very yellow cellos on most...

Well Ben, your presents would not fit in 1 box, so there are 2 more: 9405503699300106729316 9405503699300107074132

HOHOHO! Floyd, Santa knows all about hard work. When you get home, you and Banjo need to take it easy for a few days and enjoy some of Santa's gifts. Maybe Mrs.'s Floyd is already using her gift "don't be nasty" I know how you CP guys think. Anyways drive safe and have a Very Merry Christmas!

You are very welcome Chip. I hope the package brings you a small smile when when smoking to remember the good in life. I hope you and yours have a great holiday.

Santa is pleased the blends are to your liking Its not really Santa's forte, kinda like hiking The reindeer are fine, resting up for the big night They are taking a fat man on a long flight In just a nigh or two, it should all be done Hope you enjoy your pipe and Secret Santa was fun

Merry Christmas Hayden , Glad you like everything!!!!!!!!!