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Santa was going to ask you what you want but i really don't give a shit.... HEADS UP BITCH! 9405503699300179080239 HOHOHO S.C.

Taking a Page from @AVB amazing book. Hope he doesn't mind Who gives Santa presents when it's Christmas day? I tried to take one to him but the snow got in the way He lives up at the North Pole and I didn't take my skis I couldn't get it to him, can someone help me please? It was nearly...

We all been watching you build the Great Steps of China, and a dam fine job you did. If I'm still tired I can imagine how you must be. Your effort can be rewarded here, but some guidance on your part could help. Anything in particular make your twanger spring upright? You know I can do it...

I have to tell everyone, I was really pumped about this year's Secret Me event over here at CP as I waited with great anticipation for the PM to come to my Inbox. Who will it be? Maybe @CigSid? @Rod? @stogieman? You know, someone really nice that I could put a great big smile on their face! I...

Investandprosper sounds like a better plan than work for free and give the fruits of my labor away for nothing. Luckily as a mythical being I'm not taxed, don't have to eat and save on heating costs in the North Pole. I'm sure your weather is much better than the freezing sadness we have here at...

Ho ho ho and a Merry Christmas season Gary! Isn't this a treat. I've been waiting for the day you would be pulled for my kid, and by holly today is that day! I may have had to knock off another Santa to do it, but all is fair in this wonderland of sugarplumbs and candycanes. So tell me, what...

Listen- it happens. Santa's had a bad year too. On the up side?? Ive had a few gems in my workshop that may need to be shared... but I need to know a few things: 1. Naughty (Maduro) or Nice (Natural)? 2. Refreshment to pair with (coffee, beer, whisky, scotch? 3. What is my ride through MO going...

Santa hates warm weather and now I got haul my fat ass all the way down to Texas... At least in North Carolina I can get some decent barbacue. Looking back through my notes, you must be on the naughty list and are trying wash your mouth out with nasty IPAs. Santa likes stouts and sours, so get...

Hey there big boy, how's your holiday treating you? I hope it's been well, if not I can surely take care of that. I know you have wants and needs, and I know I can address them all. I just need to know what you want and need most. Congratulations on your uber success with the fantasy...

Err..sorry I mean ho ho ho! Seems as if Santa has already taken up some holiday "cheer". Enough about me though, what interests or wants do you have this year? I hear you are interested in bourbon, among other things, but tell ole saint nick more. I am sure I can whip something up, even...

Hope you’ve been a good boy this year!! Tell Santa what you you are interested in this year. 🎅

Greg @bluue13 , You are one of my favorites! I love that little big state of yours, it is the easiest part of my night as I dont have many houses to stop at (not just because of all the aholes there). But you are always on the Nice list! Let Santa know what you are wishing for this year. is...

Ed, Don’t be shy, step on up and tell me what I can send you this year! Is there anything you enjoy to drink when you have yourself a good cigar? Tell me a little bit about the fam and pups. I’ve noticed you’ve been a little bit distant here at CP the last few months so I hope all is well for...

Anthony, I've heard mixed reviews about you, so nows your time to plead your case! 😎 Let me know what you're liking on a day to day basis, what your dream sticks are and possibly, what you may leave for "Santa" to wash down them cookies. We'll see what the ol elves can cook up. SS

@PaulTra New Orleans Paul the voodoo man. Your magic helped the Saints to be in top of their division so you totally don’t need any more magic books. You got your tats down right for now So what should I send you ???? butt plugs seem to be an item of choice for many this season but I like...

You're going to be on the ropes after this one! Santa knows you've been a miserable ole crotchety bastiage most of the year. Oh, wait...that's @bfreebern . THinde, your creativity in forum handles is vanilla to say the least. Tell me about your holiday selection choices. Let's hope they'll be...

The international man of mystery, Mr. @Smokin'Sims ! I'll have you know that Mrs. Claus and I envy your little hillside country home. While you enjoy the beautiful Swiss countryside, my wife's nipples stiffen and my balls shrink into my stomach here in the North Pole. Surely you couldn't want...

Whattya say @ironpeddler ? Santa's going to have to swing on by the shore, that is if he doesn't get logjammed on the fricken parkway coming down. Funny thing, Santa used to come down to the shore all the time back in high school, it was the place to be on a warm afternoon if one was inclined...

Well well well, Steven. Looks like you made the list again....what list that is? Guess we'll have to see. So help an old elf out. What do you like? Cigars? Liquid Refreshments? Hobbies? Guilty pleasures? Not so guilty pleasures? I know I'm supposed to "know everything" but I'm like 1,000...

By the way, speaking of love; I love your avatar! I see you live in Illinois. Hopefully you’re a sports fan? Its pretty easy to be one with those teams…the Bears (fuck the Packers!), Cubs, White Sox and the Bulls who haven’t done much lately but I do recall one tongue wagging magician who put...