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Another song parody

AVB

Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
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Some of you may know I've been doing song parody's for well over a decade here. Usually they are related to bombing someone and this one is too only it is verbal bombing instead of cigar bombing. It took me all of 5 minutes to write since not much really needed to be changed.
(P.S if anybody knows how to get this to any of the late night folks I think it could be hilarious given the production they could apply and it is the right price....free!)

Enjoy

Rod- if this went to far you can delete it.

Sung to the tune of Queen's "I want it all" <--link if you need a refresher

Real Estate Broker on an empty street
Just an alley creeper, light on his feet
A old whiner screaming, with no time for doubt
With the pain and anger can't see a way out
It ain't much I'm asking, I heard him say
Gotta find me a future, move Mueller out of my way
I want a wall, I want a wall, I want a wall, and I want it now
I want a wall, I want a wall, I want a wall, and I want it now

Listen all you people, come gather round
I gotta get me a game plan, gotta shake you to the ground
But just give me, huh, what I know is mine
People do you hear me, just gimme the sign
It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth
I want the past like the in dreams of my youth

I want a wall (give it all, I want a wall)
I want a wall (yeah)
I want a wall and I want it now

I want a wall (yes I want a wall)
I want a wall hey
I want a wall and I want it now

I'm a man with a one track mind
So much to do in one lifetime (people do you hear me)
Not a man for compromise and where's and why's and living lies
So I'm lying about it all, yes I'm lying about it all
And I'm giving my all, and I'm giving my all
Oh oh yeah yeah ha ha ha ha ha
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I want a wall

It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth
I want the past
Like in the dreams of my youth (the dreams of my youth) (the dreams of my youth)
I want a wall, I want a wall, I want a wall and I want it now

I want a wall yeah yeah yeah
I want a wall, I want a wall and I want it now

I want a wall yeah yeah yeah
I want a wall, I want a wall and I want it now
Oh oh oh oh oh

And I want it (now)
 
I would have given it to SNL but they stopped taking unsolicited material last year.

They could use some help...perhaps they might reconsider, because their stuff just isn't funny any more.
 
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