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Cigar Dan, the bald Hair Care Bigwig

Secret Santa

Secret Santa

CEO, North Pole Inc.
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Nov 25, 2002
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Dan,
Christmas is around the corner and I am trying to figure you out. You are the Big Wig of the hair care industry but you have no hair! Well, you have amazing eye brows, but that's it. Aw, never mind I have bigger questions that need answer then what you do to your eye brows. I understand that you have a family too. What would Miss Big Wig like for Christmas? What about any potential Small Wigs? I'm assuming the magistrate of beautiful hair surely has kids- somewhere. Do you have any pets with beautiful hair too? Lastly, what does Dan want for Christmas? A big wig that you could wear to your shampoo conferences? Ha ha ha! That one was too funny to keep to myself! But seriously, for a man who can smoke in his garage, and smokes such an assortment of cigars that you do, and who has all of the best shampoos on the market, what more could you possibly want? I mean other then 3 extra Zeros to build a Turkey Feed Mill with @H. Vachon . Tell Santa what would make you smile. And also tell Santa where to get some of your finest shampoos and beard creams. Santa needs a little something for himself every now and then too.
 
Dan is a very generous human, he deserves treatment in kind Santa. I hear he likes just about any limited edition cigar.
 
Dan like the, uhhhhh, party favors, when he goes to birthday parties. You might want to ask some of your Little Helpers if they like New York.
 
Dan is a great guy Santa, take really good care of him. We know that he likes Music, Books, Football and Liquor... He also loves medium to strong cigars. I'm sure you can make him very happy this year.
 
Dear Santa.

Anything hair related - I got you. Shampoo for your head, beard oil, check out Ballsy if you are into that kind of stuff, hell even hair restoration treatments If you don’t want to end up like me 😉

Since Christmas is a family holiday, if you could put my family first that would be great. My daughter is studying her ass off to get into law school, she deserves a break and something fun to help her relax. My wife is the real bigwig in the family so if you can make all those fancy brands put on a nice sale for Christmas I will do the rest. My miniature Schnauzer is my other baby. She loves her toys and can never have enough of them.

I honestly have everything I need. My wish is to be able this go to a few meet ups next year to chill with all the awesome guys here face to face for once.
 
Santa, you have a very generous person hear who has touched many of us, knows a good cigar when he see it and even spends time in lofty, sunny towers thinking about us ( right? ), so treat him well.
 
CgarDan said:
Dear Santa.

Anything hair related - I got you. Shampoo for your head, beard oil, check out Ballsy if you are into that kind of stuff, hell even hair restoration treatments If you don’t want to end up like me 😉

Since Christmas is a family holiday, if you could put my family first that would be great. My daughter is studying her ass off to get into law school, she deserves a break and something fun to help her relax. My wife is the real bigwig in the family so if you can make all those fancy brands put on a nice sale for Christmas I will do the rest. My miniature Schnauzer is my other baby. She loves her toys and can never have enough of them.

I honestly have everything I need. My wish is to be able this go to a few meet ups next year to chill with all the awesome guys here face to face for once.
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Hmm, Law school you say? I might need to get on the right side of that one then. Which schools is she looking at? As for the Mrs, I'm confused by what you wrote. Can you clarify that some? Perhaps it was all that stuff I say on Ballsy that is throwing me for a loop.
 
Secret Santa said:
Hmm, Law school you say? I might need to get on the right side of that one then. Which schools is she looking at? As for the Mrs, I'm confused by what you wrote. Can you clarify that some? Perhaps it was all that stuff I say on Ballsy that is throwing me for a loop.
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Dear Santa.

Not sure which school she is going for yet. All will depend on how well she does on LSAT. But if you are in the law field during your North Pole holidays I would love to know more. Don’t worry about the wife I got that covered 😉
 
Dan needs some of the best, Fat Man. Send the goods!
 
CgarDan said:
Dear Santa.

Not sure which school she is going for yet. All will depend on how well she does on LSAT. But if you are in the law field during your North Pole holidays I would love to know more. Don’t worry about the wife I got that covered 😉
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Mr Dan, I need one more piece of information. What shirt or better yet, sweatshirt sizes does your family wear? Oh, and any food allergies? Last year I missed the fine print and almost killed @JoeMO . Sorry, buddy!
 
@CgarDan if there is any hesitation in publicly posting shirt sizes, please don't hesitate sending them in a PM to me an I can relay to Santa when he and I sit down for Bourbon and a Cigar later on :)
 
Secret Santa said:
Mr Dan, I need one more piece of information. What shirt or better yet, sweatshirt sizes does your family wear? Oh, and any food allergies? Last year I missed the fine print and almost killed @JoeMO . Sorry, buddy!
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Dear Santa. No food allergies in this house 😉. And due to that my sweatshirts run XL. My wife does not wear them but doughier loves ‘em She is a medium to large depending on the cut

Santa don’t forget to tell the mrs her appearances on the Vherfs are always great So keep them coming
 
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