Secret Santa
CEO, North Pole Inc.
To my Most Mysterious Recipient,
I hope this letter finds you in good spirits and with a well-stocked humidor.
As your Secret Santa, I’ve been tirelessly observing you from afar. My current intelligence suggests you either crave a rare Cuban cigar or a lifetime supply of matches. The data is... inconclusive.
I considered just getting you a lump of coal, but I figured you’d probably just try to smoke it.
So, let’s skip the guesswork and the potential fire hazards. What are we dealing with here?
Please provide guidance on your desired outcome:
A. A specific item you’ve been hoping for?
B. An upgrade to your gear?
C. Something entirely different that still vaguely relates to our shared interest?
Shoot me a message back. Anonymity shall be maintained, but quality control must be ensured.
Stay smoky,
Your Generous, Anonymous Benefactor (Probably Santa)
I hope this letter finds you in good spirits and with a well-stocked humidor.
As your Secret Santa, I’ve been tirelessly observing you from afar. My current intelligence suggests you either crave a rare Cuban cigar or a lifetime supply of matches. The data is... inconclusive.
I considered just getting you a lump of coal, but I figured you’d probably just try to smoke it.
So, let’s skip the guesswork and the potential fire hazards. What are we dealing with here?
Please provide guidance on your desired outcome:
A. A specific item you’ve been hoping for?
B. An upgrade to your gear?
C. Something entirely different that still vaguely relates to our shared interest?
Shoot me a message back. Anonymity shall be maintained, but quality control must be ensured.
Stay smoky,
Your Generous, Anonymous Benefactor (Probably Santa)