Come take a seat on Santa’s lap, Smart Ash!

[Secret Santa]

Ho ho ho @Smart Ash my boy!

I received a multitude of emails, text messages, Instagram DMs, WhatsApp PMs, phone calls and even a few hand written letters (with terrible handwriting) about how good of a young man you’ve been this year!

I was honestly flabbergasted…its been a long while since I have seen such a positive response for one person.

So, I crossed your name off the Naughty List, not sure how it got there to begin with. Mrs. Clause has been dipping into the single malt more than usual this year and I think she’s been playing tricks!
I’ll have to triple check again, make sure a naughty boy didn’t make it on the Nice List!

Thankfully I got you where you deserve to be. You have had quite a year of giving and deserve a little something in return!

So tell me my boy, what is it that your little burning embers desire?!

Spirits? Smokes? Accessories?

What about the Misses? Anything she’s been pining for that Santa can help with?!

Let ole St. Nick know, the sooner the better, I seem to be more grumpy this year than usual…again, Mrs. Clause…marriage, am I right?

Merry Christmas!!!

 

[JoeMO]

Smart Ash is one of the good ones. Treat him right Santa!

 

[rbbrock]

If memory serves, Santa, he recently got rid of a bunch of Toasty Jones so his supply of yard gars might need replenishing!

Plus he just moved to Wisconsin so he probably needs to stock his liquor cabinet with appropriate elixirs!

 

[Smart Ash]

Hi Santa! I’m super excited about this. I’d be happy to receive anything really, but here’s some ideas…

Been enjoying Habano and Corojo wrapped cigars. I much prefer a toro sized cigar with 50-54 ring gauge. Brands like Aganorsa Leaf, Aladino, Placencia, and Dunbarton have been interesting to me lately.

I’m not much of a booze guy. I did buy a couple bottles of the Thief bourbon from here, but that will last me years! I’m loaded with accessories too.

My wife happened to read this and immediately said that she loves sea salt caramels!

Santa, I would sincerely appreciate anything!

Thanks.

 

[Secret Santa]

Let’s see what I can put together!

The Elves ransacked the Humidor two days ago, chattering on about the CP Secret Santa and how they were running of time.

Ludicrous I tell yah. There’s got to be some goodies I have hiding in Santa’s Secret Stash!