It's not a lie if you believe it.
- Dec 1, 2004
My local shop has a Festivus party ever year. Looking forward to cigars, beer and the airing of grievances tonight!
Cosmo Kramer: "And is there a tree?" Frank Costanza: "No, instead, there's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting ... It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio."