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HOLY SHIT ITS A WHITE OWL CONTEST

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wanlail

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Contest rules and whatnot to follow after I do some thinking.....

Prize: 1953 White Owl + a few other rockets ;)

I know some of you guys only smoke the pineapple, but maybe this will be good too.

Edit:

Contest is open to everyone and ends Thursday December 11th at Noon. (My last final I hope!)
Since there are many college aged CPers, how about an ode to them. Humor us with something funny to ease the tension of finals. Anything goes. I will have a nonbiased friend judge the final entries. 1 entry allowed every 3 hours. Good Luck to everyone!
 
How can you ask anyone to abandon the pineapple? Did i win? :laugh:
 
I've must have led a sheltered life. I've actually never smoked a White Owl.
 
Wow, I'm all over this! These may be more sought after than sharks!
 
Bump! Rules are up now. Good Luck Ladies and Gentlemen. Anyone taking finals this and next week, good luck also!

Kevin
 
I use this to study for my finals, it works really well!

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College? Did someone say college? hmmmm I remember someone almost this bad off a time or two in college. Perhaps he needs a good cigar at this point? A white owl maybe?


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warning... kinda gross, but he's diggin' it
 
"College"

We were just young kids with a six pack
That a bad fake ID bought.
Sittin' on the living room couch
hopin that we didn't get caught
And when we did, my dad
had some good avice for me
He said Son, there's a time and place
for just about everything
it's called College

Next thing I know I'm packing up
and headin on out of here.
a backseat full of clothes,
and my old cavalier
ANd there's empty pizza boxes
stacked all around the room
Couple of beers on a Tuesday
and one in the afternoon
hey, college

Those were the best days of my life
I found my friends, myself, and my wife.
learned almost everything that I know
without ever gaining knowledge
in college....yeah college

I had such a good time those four years
that I stretched them into six.
And I'd like to thank ole George's Bar
for the the classes that I missed
I was searching for the meaning of life
When i saw her walk my way.
There was not doubt in my my mind
That it wasn't about a GPA

Those were the best days of my life
I found my friends, myself, and my wife.
learned almost everything that I know
without ever gaining knowledge
in college....yeah college.

Those were the best days of my life
I found my , myself, my friends and my wife.
learned almost everything that I know
Might have gained a little knowledge

in college....yeah college
in college
in college..yeah yeah yeah...

---Pat Green
 
Universal Grade Change Form
To: (professor/teacher/instructor)________________________

From:_____________________

I think my grade in your course,_________________, should be changed from___to___for the following reasons:

1. ____The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.
2. ____The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.
3. ____This course will lower my GPA and I won't get into:

__Med School __Dental School __Chiropractic School
__Acupuncture school __Grad School __Mickey Mouse Club

4. ____I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in ___________.
5. ____I'll lose my scholarship.
6. ____I'm on a varsity sports team and my coach couldn't find a copy of your exam.
7. ____I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.
8. ____I studied the basic principles but the exam wanted every little fact.
9. ____I studied the facts and definitions but the exam asked about general principles.
10. ____I understood the material; I just couldn't do the problems.
11. ____I can work the problems, but your exam expected understanding.
12. ____You are prejudiced against:

__Males __Females __Protestants __Chicanos
__Jews __Catholics __Muslims __People
__Blacks __Whites __Minorities __Jocks
__Students __Young people __Old people

13. ____If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.
14. ____I was unable to do well in this course because of the following:

__mono __acute alcoholism __drug addiction
__VD __broken finger __pregnancy __fatherhood
__I have allergic reaction to brain work __I am intellectually challenged.

15. ____You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.
16. ____I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.
17. ____The lectures were:
* __too detailed to pick out important points
* __not explained in sufficient detail
* __too boring
* __all jokes and no material
* __too serious--not enough entertainment to keep me awake.
18. ____All my other profs have agreed to raise my grades.
19. ____I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.
20. ____This course was:
* __too early, I was not awake.
* __too late, I was tired.
* __at lunchtime, I was hungry.
21. ____My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, term paper) for this course.
 
Haha Great entries. NANP, when I saw the Pat Green, I knew you were from Texas. Lol
 
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