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INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT!

kann

One Leg Of Fury.
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Apr 29, 2011
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BREAKING NEWS:

The Mad Photographer strikes again! At this hour it is unknown exactly how many casualties are in the wreckage, but we do have confirmation that the man only known to authorities as "The Picher Taker" has now crossed international boundaries with his unprovoked attacks on members of the internet forum Cigar Pass. The suspicious package was noted, but before any protective action could be taken, the parcel exploded in the residence of the unsuspecting asymmetrical recipient. Early reports from the scene indicate a large volume of tobacco and photographic shrapnel tore through the site. We can hear at least two dogs barking like morons, but there doesn't seem to be any other movement at the scene.

Stay tuned for further updates as they become available, and you will hear it here, first!
 
Wait, is this @JoeMO sending you a bomb or an actual…, you know…, bomb? Je suis Kann! We are here for you brother.
 
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