Mr. Jon Elliot, HO-HO-HO

[Secret Santa]

Merry Christmas, blah, blah, happy holidays, yadda, yadda, HO HO HO, drivel, Happy New Year, malarkey, wishing you glad tidings, hot air, Season's Greetings, gibberish, etc

Let's just get down to business. What can I send you to make this holiday season memorable (nonsense). Some nice cigars, a good drink or two, maybe something for the wife, kids, and furry beings in your household? It's kind of a busy time of year for me so help me out filling in the blanks.

Sincerely, Santa Scrooge!

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Santa,
I always enjoy bourbon or tequila. Cigar wise, I'm pretty heavy into Nicaraguan cigars so I would like to branch out to Dominican or multi country blends to diversify my pallet. My wife always enjoys fancy coffee or chocolate. The two kids really want an Ego Power + Mini Bike (see link). They also dig Legos. Davey (9), really enjoys reading about musicians and is currently enthralled with Chapel Roan. While Parker (11), has gotten into F1 (Max Verstappen is his favorite driver), and football (Baltimore Ravens). Our dog, Biscuit, could use a new chew toy or tug of war toy.
And Santa, Elliott has (2) T's. Not one. You need to check in on your Elves and their QC/QA team.

POWER+ Mini Bike

The EGO POWER+ Mini Bike with Peak Power™ technology combines the power of any two EGO POWER+ 56V ARC Lithium™ batteries to deliver quiet acceleration from its powerful hub motor with top speeds up to 28 MPH.

egopowerplus.com

 

[Eqwhipped]

This is the most Jon response I have ever read. Also Santa if you could make it snappy, he doesn't have all day. I think I seen him on a V-herf drinking the tequila with the little red hat, must be his fav.