CEO, North Pole Inc.
- Nov 25, 2002
Well Floyd after weeks of searching my elves finally made it back to the North Pole with some intel to share with me. It seems you are very hard to find, living out in the boondocks. It must get quite lonely out there with just you and the sheep, oh wait that's someone else on my list, never mind. My elves also told me that they where chased around the farm by some angry birds and a couple dogs. You really should keep them things locked up, but then again I have never been a fan of birds. Well for now I am going to keep you on the Nice list, so don't screw it up. You don't seem to post much on the Today's Smoke, so maybe help Ole Santa out with what your likes are and I will see what I can rummage up.