Well, I do Acclaym - 'Tis the Season!

Secret Santa

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Ho Ho Ho!!

What might you enjoy this season?
Something sweet? Something tight? Something for the night?

Something old? Something new?
Something like an old leather shoe?

Do tell!!!
 

CigSid

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Nathan is a dick Santa, but he’s our dick and we love him 😊

I know he loves cheap whiskey, acid cigars and wine in a box 😂

He probably has enough coal to last him a lifetime, so give him something different this year.
 

Acclaym

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Good to see you again, Fat Man! Our family is +1 this year and she's been a pretty great present. We don't need for much around here and we're always open minded and grateful. My vices are no secret. After feather dusters it's really just drinking, smokin, football, and the outdoors. Cheers! 🍻
 

Secret Santa

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HoHoHo!

Will someone be around during the day next week?

The elves may swing by for some snacks. Don't worry. you'll get used to having little people run around and eat all the food. Might as well start now!

Then again, it may be good if someone's around to make sure porch pirates don't grab nuthin!!!

Well, happy times to you and the family!
 

Secret Santa

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Ho Ho Ho!
Great to hear that landed.

Speaking of landing, the reindeer will be there tomorrow for a meat and greet!

I hope someone is around. It should be a hot time for the holidays!!!

Merry Christmas!
 

Secret Santa

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Hohohmmm!

The sled took a hit and the Mrs went with the FedEx 287858660382

Seems they are running tight.
We'll keep an eye on it, as we always do!

HoHoHo
 

Secret Santa

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Hohoho!

It appears to have arrived.

Please update as to condition of the reindeer!!

Merry Christmas!
 
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