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Brickhouse
J.C. Newman owes me royalties.
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Shots fired.
Brickhouse
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So much truth....haha!
Not A Nice Person
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Seabees . . . Marines with job skills. 
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AVB
Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
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Who bad? We bad!
A MARINE and Superman once fought each other on a bet… The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Most MARINES have a grizzly bear carpet in their room... The bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.
The MARINES have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell MARINE CORPS stories.
A MARINE can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Death once had a near-MARINE experience.
The MARINES are the reason why Waldo is hiding.
A MARINE can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for US MARINES.
A MARINE once kicked a horse in the chin... Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
A MARINE once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony – the rattle snake died.
When A MARINE does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
When a MARINE throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.
A MARINE does not sleep... He waits.
A MARINE once made a Happy Meal cry.
You NEVER slap a MARINE.
A MARINE called 911 to order Chinese food and got it...
Guns are warned not to play with the MARINES.
A MARINE can give aspirin a headache.
Chuck Norris wishes he was a Marine
Ooh-Rah!
Semper Fi
(Thanks to A. Challie for the list)
A MARINE and Superman once fought each other on a bet… The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Most MARINES have a grizzly bear carpet in their room... The bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.
The MARINES have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell MARINE CORPS stories.
A MARINE can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Death once had a near-MARINE experience.
The MARINES are the reason why Waldo is hiding.
A MARINE can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for US MARINES.
A MARINE once kicked a horse in the chin... Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
A MARINE once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony – the rattle snake died.
When A MARINE does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
When a MARINE throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.
A MARINE does not sleep... He waits.
A MARINE once made a Happy Meal cry.
You NEVER slap a MARINE.
A MARINE called 911 to order Chinese food and got it...
Guns are warned not to play with the MARINES.
A MARINE can give aspirin a headache.
Chuck Norris wishes he was a Marine
Ooh-Rah!
Semper Fi
(Thanks to A. Challie for the list)
AVB
Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
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Standard Marine answers to reporter's questions.
"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"
Recoil
"What's your stand on Islamic terrorists?"
The neck works pretty well.
"Marines have been in combat all over the world, have you had to learn any of the languages?"
We didn't come to talk.
"What do you think is the last thing that goes through a terrorists mind?"
My bullet.
"How do you think the fight has been going?"
In ten years nobody will remember the tactics, weapons, or heat or dirt. They will remember only who lived.
"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"
Recoil
"What's your stand on Islamic terrorists?"
The neck works pretty well.
"Marines have been in combat all over the world, have you had to learn any of the languages?"
We didn't come to talk.
"What do you think is the last thing that goes through a terrorists mind?"
My bullet.
"How do you think the fight has been going?"
In ten years nobody will remember the tactics, weapons, or heat or dirt. They will remember only who lived.
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Brickhouse
J.C. Newman owes me royalties.
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