Bad pick up lines

[vewyphishy]

The new commercial has a handful...

Guy: "Are you from Memphis?

Guy: "Cuz you're the only ten I see... "

GROAN!!! :angry:

That's 30 seconds of my life I won't be getting back.

 

[emodx]

Hi, my name is Vewy...and I have never seen a ten....

 

[Gunpowder]

Hi, my name is Vewy...and I have never seen a ten....

I did like the tongue commercial

 

[gibu]

I like Quagmire on "The Family Guy", he's my hero.

"If I could rearange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."

"You must be a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you."

(Walks up between two women and puts his arms around them) "I don't want to come between you two ladies....... Or do I?"

And way too many more to remember................ My Hero. :thumbs:

 

[sir-smokes-a-lot]

ummm, was your father a meat theif?

Because it looks like someone shoved 2 fine X-Mas hams down the back of your dress.



:sign:

where would the the world be without Leon Phelps?



Oh, and here is my fave. [as a Mike myself I am allowed this ]

Walk up to the bar with ice cube in hand.
Go to really hot girl, slam hand on bar with icecube under it [breaking ice cube.]
turn to her and say "Well, now that I've broken the ice, wanna F%^&?"
:thumbs:

 

[lucasbuck]

I like Quagmire on "The Family Guy", he's my hero.

Family Guy rocks and is coming back :thumbs:

I can't wait :love: