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Singing in Church

Horse

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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday
morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single
word and you are going to help me preach. What ever single word
I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.

The pastor shouted out "CROSS.."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED
CROSS."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE." The congregation began to sing
"AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "POWER" The congregation sang
"THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD".

The Pastor said "SEX"
The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all
nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old
87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."
 
This must have been a Methodist Church or something....... LOL. :D :thumbs: :p :sign: :D
 
I thought "Help Us O Lord!" would have come to a few minds :0
 
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