How much trouble am I in

Discussion in 'General Cigar Discussion' started by beyond the band, Nov 17, 2008.


  1. beyond the band

    beyond the band cantankerous newb

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    I have been blessed with a great new Lady friend. Things have been going well for the past six weeks or so.
    The best part about this lady is she loves my hobby!
    She has never participated in cigars before me and by all rights is a NEWB. She has only had about five cigars total in her life.

    That being said here is the story.

    I was at her house the other day and brought an OPUS Belicoso gifted to me by the one and only Stinki Monki.
    I brought her a nice La raquiza.

    We were sitting by the pool and we light up. We were enjoying for a while and she said to me "Can I try a puff on that one?"
    "Well" I said, "These baby's are pretty damn strong, you have to build up to them"
    She finally convinces me and I hand her this bad boy.

    She loved it. I cant believe it.
    So I went last week and got her a Petite lancero. She nubbs the thing and says "Can you get me a box?"

    Crap guys what have I done?
     
  2. Macion Grey

    Macion Grey the Libertine

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    ohhhhhhh crap!

    You did wrong, boy. You did wrong.
     
  3. yogimon

    yogimon I'm a vsg whore

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    I feel for you, my wife only smokes my VSG's :laugh:
     
  4. Rodrigo de Jerez

    Rodrigo de Jerez I get to give myself a title?

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    You haven't married her, yet. ;)

    If you have to support her Opus habit then she has to pay for dinner and give you some dessert.

    -Mark
     
  5. uptown_isy

    uptown_isy The Man Uptown

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    MARRY HER!!!
     
  6. Golfanatic

    Golfanatic The Biggest Newbie on CP

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    That is impressive. My wife will sit out on the porch and watch.
     
  7. Devil Doc

    Devil Doc When Death smiles, Corpsmen smile back

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    This woman will break your dick. Give it up before it's too late.

    Doc.
     
  8. JLAudio

    JLAudio Mareva, Lancero, and Minuto Whore!

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    OMG! This is both good news and bad news. Take it for what it's worth!!!
     
  9. MadMonk

    MadMonk Well-Known Member

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    Hmmmm. This could get expensive. Time to turn her on to Moontrance!
     
  10. NASTY

    NASTY Cold Fire

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    Give her an Acid, quick!

    Or....buy some White Owls, switch the band on them and see if she likes them.
     
  11. Fatken

    Fatken New Member

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    Thanks Doc, I needed a good chuckle!
     
  12. souldog

    souldog OG Post-Whorer since 2008 bitches...

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    Sorry Matty, but the Doc has spoken... :(
     
  13. Q_The_Cop

    Q_The_Cop Beware Clown!

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    Yet another useless thread.. WITHOUT PICS!!! :laugh:

    You need to go ahead and marry this one. I'm still looking for one to enjoy this hobby with. Seems they are very rare.
     
  14. souldog

    souldog OG Post-Whorer since 2008 bitches...

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    I'm just sayin' man...from one to another, if you need to cuddle, you call for an 11-10 and I'll come running!! :sign: :sign: :laugh: I'll take Opus and ammo as payment! :laugh: Just f*ckin' with ya brother... :whistling:
     
  15. BigJake6904

    BigJake6904 Fat Texan

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    As I said not a few hours in another thread...Letting them learn and have interest :thumbs: letting them participate...ur fugged.

    Wait till you come home and shes puffin on ur only bbmf of something because it had an opus band....I feel for ya man
     
  16. Toasted Coastie

    Toasted Coastie Bahahahahaha

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    Get ready to let the cash fly out of your wallet. I wish my wife would ask me to buy a box of Opus enthusiastically...
     
  17. xerais

    xerais New Member

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    I made a similar mistake... my fiance will smoke cigars with me occasionally, mostly to spend the time with me I imagine.

    I gave her a WOAM to try, and she absolutely loved it. Now every time we smoke a cigar she wants one... lol.
     
  18. GUSTO

    GUSTO New Member

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    Condolences ...
     
  19. beyond the band

    beyond the band cantankerous newb

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    Indeed Doc indeed.
    If she does may I hobble up to your for comfort?
     
  20. MX

    MX T (roll)

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    This really is to easy guys.

    Surf over to TnT Cigars, get a knock-off bundle.

    Save Opus bands

    Re band knock-offs



    If it is OK for the ladies to fake it, so can we....... :D


    Tim
     

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