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The great newbie wars of "05

One of the many reasons you newbies will never win.
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She works for us. :rolleyes: :D
 
AVB said:
One of the many reasons you newbies will never win.
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She works for us. :rolleyes: :D
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Hell, ther's enough reason to surrender right now!!
YOWzaa!
 
Good, I see my lady freind has succeeded in distracting you long enough to leave your mailbox unguarded.

Oh just wait, you'll get yours!
 
AVB said:
One of the many reasons you newbies will never win.
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She works for us. :rolleyes: :D
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Personally, I've seen Drag Queens who pass better for a woman than your little butch Russian friend... :p I guess the sweat must be from the effort it took to shave those hairy legs and pits! I don't believe many of our Newbie soldiers are in need of a date THAT desperately (they are after all a fine looking bunch of fellows ;) ). Oh, and they don't potty in their britches either :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: !

By the way, we have great life insurance on Michael so just know that YOU will be financing the widows retailatory strike!! :cool:

ROCK ON NEWBIES!!!
 
SamClemmons said:
newbies suck.


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Wow, one profundity after another from the "wizard of words". :D

Have you been sacked again, Neal? :whistling:

I think it's safe to put my box back out, that little hit from the land of the Ute's doesn't keep me from sleeping at night ;)
 
HIT!! by the mystery bomber and a very fine bomb from somebody with a very respectable cigar palate indeed. The "Wine guy" will be selecting a special wine to go with one of the smokes this afternoon as he prepares for the next strike.

Thank you mystery bomber.

:cool:
 
Bargogirl said:
AVB said:
One of the many reasons you newbies will never win.
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She works for us.  :rolleyes:  :D
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Personally, I've seen Drag Queens who pass better for a woman than your little butch Russian friend... :p I guess the sweat must be from the effort it took to shave those hairy legs and pits! I don't believe many of our Newbie soldiers are in need of a date THAT desperately (they are after all a fine looking bunch of fellows ;) ). Oh, and they don't potty in their britches either :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: !

By the way, we have great life insurance on Michael so just know that YOU will be financing the widows retailatory strike!! :cool:


ROCK ON NEWBIES!!!
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Cat fight! Pffft. Pfffffft. Roooooowrooo.... Pfffft. LOL.



That there is breedin' stock... oh yeah... that's one fine heffer. I hate it when folks treat women as objects... before I do.

NA
 
You know Sammy, you were a little vague as to who were calling "Breeding Stock". If I thought for a moment that you were refering to the First Lady, well...

Someone bring me the "RED BUTTON"! :angry:


SamClemmons said:
Bargogirl said:
AVB said:
One of the many reasons you newbies will never win.


She works for us.  :rolleyes:  :D
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Personally, I've seen Drag Queens who pass better for a woman than your little butch Russian friend... :p I guess the sweat must be from the effort it took to shave those hairy legs and pits! I don't believe many of our Newbie soldiers are in need of a date THAT desperately (they are after all a fine looking bunch of fellows ;) ). Oh, and they don't potty in their britches either :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: !

By the way, we have great life insurance on Michael so just know that YOU will be financing the widows retailatory strike!! :cool:


ROCK ON NEWBIES!!!
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Cat fight! Pffft. Pfffffft. Roooooowrooo.... Pfffft. LOL.



That there is breedin' stock... oh yeah... that's one fine heffer. I hate it when folks treat women as objects... before I do.

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Since we don't hang around your friends the drag queens that point of intel wasn't gathered. As for retaliation by widows of newbies......most can't spell cigar and fewer know which end to light. What a joke.

Bargogirl said:
Personally, I've seen Drag Queens who pass better for a woman than your little butch Russian friend... :p I guess the sweat must be from the effort it took to shave those hairy legs and pits!
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You already have defectors, see Swissy's post above. Not knowing your men is a serious flaw on the battlefield.

Bargogirl said:
I don't believe many of our Newbie soldiers are in need of a date THAT desperately (they are after all a fine looking bunch of fellows ;) ). Oh, and they don't potty in their britches either :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: !

By the way, we have great life insurance on Michael so just know that YOU will be financing the widows retailatory strike!! :cool:
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Seems a little too quiet right now. Is this the end? or is everyone just reloading! Tic,Tic,Tic..........I can report no new damage at the Motown Compound.....steady as she goes.....carry on men...
 
The calm before the Tempest!

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Seems a little too quiet right now. Is this the end? or is everyone just reloading! Tic,Tic,Tic..........I can report no new damage at the Motown Compound.....steady as she goes.....carry on men...
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AVB said:
You already have defectors, see Swissy's post above. Not knowing your men is a serious flaw on the battlefield.
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Now wait a sec... I said she was enough reason to.. didn't mean I was GOING to! Now, if you could arrange her shipment to Alaska we can discuss terms....






Oh yeah... duck.
 
Still damage-less here, captain! Looks like the Newbs are winning! I'm loading myself up in order to launch a bomb d'extraordinaire soon. Must accumulate necessary funding first, but it will happen!

Time to go home and smoke an Ashton or a Vintage 1992 Rocky. Finally off work!
 
I woke to the sound of the door bell this afternoon(I work nights). Half asleep I threw on my robe & slippers and answered the door. The mail carrier was standing there with a box in her hand. Quickly I knocked the box out of her hand, shoved her off the porch and dove for cover. We both survived with minor cuts and bruises. The prorch and entryway are another story. Lets just say I am glad I hadn't finished mudding & taping the drywall and the new floor covering wasn't installed yet. I've been meaning to get a new mailbox anyway. I guess I underestimated this little noobs fearsome ability to return fire. My hat is off to you (and my slippers too, as they were knocked off in the blast also).


Thanks for the smokes and you know who you are!!! ;)
 
I have not escaped the bombings, a 5 kiloton detonated at 18:00 est, launched from Fresh Meadows, NY, directly on top of the bunker! Fortunatly, we have a triple re-enforced structure, and the damage was substantial, but not fatal. My wife screamed, and I quote, "W..T..F.. was that!!!!!!" She is now resting comfortably in my personal infirmary :love::whistling:
 
As I flew home from Fairbanks today I flew over Denali (mt. Mckinley, for you FOG's) it was so peaceful. but what I was really thinking about was the bomb heading right for you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........suckers. I don't have a scrape on me and I'm waiting for a second assignment.
As a side note AVB I would appreciate a little more respect towards the picture of my sister you posted, you ever hear of a spy? she works for us, THE NEWBIES. Because our skins are so taunt. :D
 
General Preembargo, Sir...

I have great news to report from the southern front!

First, both targets appear to have been utterly decimated. Tracking shows that both packages were dead on, although one came dangerously close to the beach. No word has come from either victim, both struck yesterday, so assumption is that major damage was incurred!

Second, I have no further attacks to reports since Saturday. It seems that the FOGs are on the run and low on ammo.

Victory will be ours!!! Long live the newbies!

Ptv. Tenpin
 
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