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NooBs vs. Newbies

Bohemian Red said:
The west coast is getting an old-fashioned beat down. East side!!!
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What are you smoking?!?!? The East has been bombed mercillessly and will continue to be pummelled. Only one giant lizard seems to be causing us any concern, and just like in the movie Godzilla, he will topple into the ocean w/ the rest of you East Coast NooBs!!!

New coordinates obtained, full speed ahead!

SBD launched! 0304 0370 0000 0182 0477


Bye bye suckers!

- C
 
Blue Dragon said:
Bohemian Red said:
The west coast is getting an old-fashioned beat down. East side!!!
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What are you smoking?!?!? The East has been bombed mercillessly and will continue to be pummelled. Only one giant lizard seems to be causing us any concern, and just like in the movie Godzilla, he will topple into the ocean w/ the rest of you East Coast NooBs!!!

New coordinates obtained, full speed ahead!

SBD launched! 0304 0370 0000 0182 0477


Bye bye suckers!

- C
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We are the suckers . . . they are getting all the free cigars! :D
 
The ELFTIT (EASTCOAST LIBERATION FRONT TN INSURGENT TEAM) will shortly have in hand the materials it needs to bring the west coast to its knees. Enjoy your short-lived superiority suckers, soon you shall rue the day.
 
Has anyone seen my landlord? His stoop was smoldering, and there was a half burned package on the front lawn so being the good tenant that I am, I took it :rolleyes:

GAHH! Seems like some west coast newbies tried to tag-team me into submission! :0

Good news is I'm ok, and there was some nice 'cigar juice' inside to help ease this 95° heat <burp> (my thirst is gone, but it sure was strange tasting :whistling: )

Great news is that without a landlord, I don't have to pay rent. :cool:

Best news is that a bunch of people will be frustrated beyond words come next week because of my evilness! :laugh:

Thanks guys :thumbs:

Now, I seem to remember there was thread recently about how to properly light cedar wrapped cigars somewhere... ???

(edited for spelling - that was some potent juice...)
 
:p OOHHHH the west is crying we hurt so much :whistling: :whistling: I have seen more on the 4 of july and fireworks are illigal out here my spelling sucks :p
 
What did I do to deserve such destruction! I don't even know what side I'm on! I guess I'll just have to start sending out random bombs...







Oh yeah, thanks!
 
you bastids had to bring me into the fray....
a very nice "hand grenade" went off in my mail carriers hand today...fuggin' newbies :p
 
wicked stick said:
:p OOHHHH the west is crying we hurt so much :whistling: :whistling: I have seen more on the 4 of july and fireworks are illigal out here my spelling sucks :p
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try this application out IE SPELL it can be found HERE
Say goodbye to mispelled words except for dumb things like ISOM :laugh:

Rich
 
I came to work this morning think another boring Monday morning. I sit down at my desk start up my computer and suddenly I hear a large explosion and the building shakes. The fire alarm goes off and we evacuate the building. The building I work in has labs so I'm thinking one of them final blew. After the fire & rescue shows up they rush in and start fighting the blaze. To my horror they start pulling bodies out. It's a few of the mailroom guys! Once the blaze is put out a black SUV shows up and a couple of guys with FBI jackets get out and go in. Later we hear that the FBI guys said it was a Transmografier Bomb! I start thinking Oh my lord that was meant for me!


Bastid!!!!!! :thumbs: This was sent by a follow NooB. :p I will have to sit back and enjoy some fine cigars and hold my kids thinking how lucky I was that it wasn't me going into the body bag today. :whistling:


By the way they are hiring mailroom people at my company. Any body want a job. Sorry no danger pay. :whistling:
 
Ironworker said:
wicked stick said:
:p OOHHHH the west is crying we hurt so much :whistling: :whistling: I have seen more on the 4 of july and fireworks are illigal out here my spelling sucks :p
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try this application out IE SPELL it can be found HERE
Say goodbye to mispelled words except for dumb things like ISOM :laugh:

Rich
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Hmm, that link looks familiar :whistling:

:cool:
 
Diesel Grinch said:
I came to work this morning think another boring Monday morning. I sit down at my desk start up my computer and suddenly I hear a large explosion and the building shakes. The fire alarm goes off and we evacuate the building. The building I work in has labs so I'm thinking one of them final blew. After the fire & rescue shows up they rush in and start fighting the blaze. To my horror they start pulling bodies out. It's a few of the mailroom guys! Once the blaze is put out a black SUV shows up and a couple of guys with FBI jackets get out and go in. Later we hear that the FBI guys said it was a Transmografier Bomb! I start thinking Oh my lord that was meant for me!


Bastid!!!!!! :thumbs: This was sent by a follow NooB. :p I will have to sit back and enjoy some fine cigars and hold my kids thinking how lucky I was that it wasn't me going into the body bag today. :whistling:


By the way they are hiring mailroom people at my company. Any body want a job. Sorry no danger pay. :whistling:
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NOBODY IS SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Got a scorched front porch again today!
Two neighbors have put their houses up for sell.
It's funny how some people just sense war.

This was a well put together Bomb!
It included a encased OpusX!

Damn them Battle Fairys (IgwanaRob)

East Coast bombing, West Coast bombing!

Ammo has been restored, picking coordinates.

Be Afraid!
 
<que Metallica>

Am I Evil? Yes I am!


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(take one part electrical wall box)

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(add in some ripe one-way security screws)

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(prepare sheet of Plexi-glass)

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(Safely pack Baby Opus in foam cushion for it's journey)

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(and screw that bastard in tightly!)

Am I evil? yes, I frelling am!
 
Oh, that's just beautiful! A work of Evil Genius art I tell you. :laugh:

Edit: spelling
 
IgwanaRob said:
<que Metallica>

Am I Evil? Yes I am!


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(take one part electrical wall box)

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(add in some ripe one-way security screws)

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(prepare sheet of Plexi-glass)

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(Safely pack Baby Opus in foam cushion for it's journey)

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(and screw that bastard in tightly!)

Am I evil? yes, I frelling am!
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I tried to warn you, the west coast will crumble! ELFTIT is securing funds for our doomsday devices even as we speak thru our moles in the .gov

muahahahaha
 
IgwanaRob said:
Ironworker said:
wicked stick said:
:p OOHHHH  the west is crying we hurt so much  :whistling:  :whistling: I have seen more on the 4 of july and fireworks are illigal out here my spelling sucks :p
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try this application out IE SPELL it can be found HERE
Say goodbye to mispelled words except for dumb things like ISOM :laugh:

Rich
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Hmm, that link looks familiar :whistling:

:cool:
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I knew I got it from somewhere!!!!!

LOL

Thanks Rob :whistling:


Rich
 
The Blue Steel Bomb landed, and it was similiar to the The Dandelion Patch Destroyer:

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(3 RP Edge Corojo's and a Flor De Oliva maduro in this evil tomb)
 
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