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Recent content by Cards&Gars

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    Hello from the road...

    It has been a little while...I Just wanted to say, "Hi" from the road. Never thought to see a Casa here... limited selection... and not near as fun as hanging with Shawn and Dale in Nuremburg. I long for hearth and home... :( ...no end in sight... C&G... <sigh>
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    Super Bowl!

    Damn. Now I've done it. I cooked so much food I won't be able to eat it all. I just pulled the Boston butt off the smoker, and now I got so much pulled pork, I don't know what to do with it. :( ...and you never want to waste all that smoke, so you if you have any space left on the rack you...
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    Very tight draw ISOMS

    Are they Monte #2s? Those F@#$!&S have given me nothing but trouble! :angry: ...but I love how they taste... Those F@#$!&S !!!!!! C&G...what is it with "love / hate" relationships? PS. ...oh... other than that, I have had no problems. :)
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    Infinity is having a competition.

    I think I will pick 91... the year of my son's birth... Thankee Mucho por la contesta... C&G.
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    The "Make Me Laugh" Contest

    Golf Language A man goes to confession, sits down and tells the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "What was your sin, my son?" the priest asked. "Obscene language," the man replied. "That's a terrible sin," the priest replied. "Do you swear often?" "No," answered the man, "but...
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    The "Make Me Laugh" Contest

    Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the...
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    2008 Opus X/Anejo Superbowl Box Pool (Pool is full)

    Just for that, Wasy, I am going to create a doll in your likeness and stuff it full of Moontrance and White Owl Puro tobacco. Then I am going to store your doll in an un-humidified environment at 80 degrees... ...feel the little beetles eating you from the inside out? -C&G... High Voodoo Priest
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    2008 Opus X/Anejo Superbowl Box Pool (Pool is full)

    Lou, Not to be a "negative nelly" or anything... ...But me and you might as well sit in a corner somewhere and get drunk. (Me=AFC-8, NFC-7). We are the bald-headed step children of the pool. We should invite whoever has 8-8 to join us... ... and NO! "7-7" is NOT invited! :angry...
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    It was a good day.

    Brothers and Sisters, Every once and awhile a BOTL has a really good day. My wife was affectionate, the kids did everything they were supposed to do (including homework, cleaning their rooms, doing the dishes...) all without being told, the mailman comes bearing gifts, dinner was perfect...
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    Montecristo no.2

    Honestly Nubcake... find another. I have had a long time love/hate relationship with Monte 2's... after so many "too tightly rolled/plugged" sticks, I have finally moved on. Maybe its me. Hell, I don't know, but it ain't the taste that dissapoints, it's the construction. I am now down to my...
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    Cipher (DONE)

    INCONCEIVABLE! -You keep using that code. I do not think it means what you think it means.- :D C&G... not as smart as I thunk I was.
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    Time has come today

    er.... Joan Jett?
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    Cipher (DONE)

    Congratulations! :)
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    Cipher (DONE)

    OK...Sports Fans, sorry to make your head hurt. But, this will be my last shot at understanding this. Switters, if "88-88-88-88-88-88-88" would/could break out to "ABCDEFG", what would prevent it to breaking out to "GFEDCBA" or "DABCGFE"? I am sure you know how you encrypted it, but a guy on...
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    Cipher (DONE)

    Correct me if I am wrong, but you made this impossible. If you were creating a code or cipher, for it to be of any use it would have to be decipherable by another user with a key. In your example, you are talking about a coordinate system that changes at an even interval. The problem is, your...
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