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just seeing how everything is I've been MIA for a few months now. :D

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says...

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning...

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You may have seen some of these before, but they're just as funny the next time around. 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter...

Going back to the police academy stinks. Been policing for 3 years already but have to go to San Antonio's to get on their force. Anyway we got to the boxing part of training and I got stomped. Fought some kid that looks like Swartzenager and is about 10 years younger than me. Got flattened ...

Got the package Tony, well worth the wait!!!!!!!!!! :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: Just to let the rest of you know I havent dropped off the face of the Earth. I've been in the police academy ??? not a whole lot of time for CP lately. I try to check on once a week at least ??? I'm also moving at...

being a police officer I get these sent to me often..... While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for...

The topic was raised about if you agree with the ratings from Cigar Insider & Aficianado etc. Does anyone think that the magazine cater to the companys that advertise in them?

Let's say ole' Fidel finally kicks the bucket and Cuba decides to become a democracy and the embargo is finally lifted. Now. Cuban cigars are legal. The price of Cubans now is fairly low even with the heavy taxing the Europeans put on them. (in comparison with ultra prems) Do you think that...

All I ever use is a Xikar. Tried a V notch once didnt like it. Never used a bullet punch. Do you alternate and find certain ways are better for different cigars?

Planning on getting Lord of the Rings. Anygood? What else is good on video? :lookup:

August 6th 2002 at 6:00 pm a little J Lew was brought forth! John Douglas Lewis is doing great and so is my wife Rosa. :thumbs: :thumbs: All participants with Puro Brat's pass take out your AF It's a Boy cigars I included for you. All others feel free to light a stogie for the occasion. ;)...

Just had one. Loved the damm thing. I never hear anything about them, its a fairly high scoring cigar. Has anyone else had one? Whats your take?

We had a thead for your least favorite. Now most overrated. Which one(s) do you say? Does not have to be a dog rocket just overrated. Of cource I'll go first, This will piss some off but it is.................... The Onyx Reserve Yeah its a good smoke but...

Thanks Lee. I got your package today, you the man! :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: Jason

Is there a differance in the flavor of the alts from the different manufacturers they are trying to copy? I. E. a JR alt macanudo and a montecristo of the same size say robusto. Does JR's try to copy the flavor of the one they are saying is an alternative, or do they use the same tabacco and...

I've had two high priced cigars that were pluged inside. One an Opus X that made me green I tried to nurse on. (hoping it would correct itself) The Thompson's catalog has an item called the poker for $20. Does anyone have one? How good does it work? Are there other better methods for unplugging...

While on cigar bid I went by a box of 25 Cohiba Esplindidos for $42 min bid. Thinking they were Red Dots and the auction was closing in 5 minutes I went ahead and bid and won. Great deal huh? After further reading they are Dominican Yellow Labels which are now not being sold in this...

".....HELP FIGHT TERRORISM" President Bush has asked all Americans to unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our midst. The Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman who is not one's wife. Therefore, on Thursday, July 4, our FOURTH OF...