500 Post Contest

[beaucredo]

Alright guys, this post is my 500th, and I feel it is time for a contest.

Rules:
1) This contest is open to all who are members in good standing at the time of this post
2) have fun.

Here is the contest: MAD LIBS! you guys will give your answers (last entries will be accepted at 7:00 PM Eastern today, May 1st) After that time I will post the completed mad lib with the blanks. I will go through all the answers and the one that is funniest will win a fiver of smokes that I enjoy...I will let all the answers sit until Thursday night, and anyone can feel free to post saying whose they like the best. If I have trouble deciding, I will look at other peoples favorites.

You need to give me:

Verb
Animal
Verb ending in S
Verb
Adjective
Verb
Verb ending in "ing"
verb
Verb ending in "ed"
Number
Noun
Verb
Animal
Adjective
Plural noun
Noun
Verb
Verb ending in "ed"
Noun
Adjective
Animal
Name
Verb ending in "ing"
Verb
Verb ending in "ed"
noun


The Mad Lib is a song....a song most of you should be familiar with.

Good Luck Guys

 

[MiamiCubano]

Thanks for the contest...

Drink
Chimp
Poops
Run
Violently
Vomit
Farting
Skip
Spanked
13
Crock-Pot
Break
Donkey
Smelly
Cigars
Ashtray
Walk
Fingered
Jock-Strap
Seductive
Giraffe
Matt R.
Slurping
Ate
Choked
Chicken

 

[Michal]

hmm...

kick
cat
runs
make
sweet
hit
running
suck
shocked
1
desktop humidor
fart
horse
pink
bugs
fast
watch
fucked
duck
nice
ant
bill clinton
shooting
be
pulled
straw

aaaand thanks for the contest

 

[AVB]

I don't even know what a "mad-lib" is ???

 

[beaucredo]

I don't even know what a "mad-lib" is ???

you give me words in order in the part of speech asked for. These words will replace some of the actual words of a song.

 

[MiamiCubano]

I don't even know what a "mad-lib" is ???

Never in my life have I ever come across a mad-lib or heard something like it. But, I just filled in the requisite words for the list and we'll see what develops. :laugh:

Now once, there was this broad back in SF, lived down near Van Ness and Bay...she was called "mad lips," but that's another subject entirely.

 

[beaucredo]

I don't even know what a "mad-lib" is ???

Never in my life have I ever come across a mad-lib or heard something like it. But, I just filled in the requisite words for the list and we'll see what develops. :laugh:

Now once, there was this broad back in SF, lived down near Van Ness and Bay...she was called "mad lips," but that's another subject entirely.

:sign:

 

[billytpage]

Thanks for the contest :thumbs:

Scratch

Chinchilla

Tickles

Kick

Horny

Run

Jumping

Squat

Pissed

8

Crow Bar

Wash

Beaver

Happy

Legs

Toilet

Stroke

Parked

Furnace

Moist

Prairie dog

Hubert

Rubbing

Drink

Slapped

House

 

[tsmckenney]

I also have no idea what this is about, but nonetheless, I dig it.

milk
camel
controls
whipped
bulbous
straddle
fondling
spark
trampled
6
calendar
fold
badger
aggressive
baggies
albino
reach
tormented
moon
velcroed
yak
TomKat
cleansing
cry
passed
celery

 

[mgbfan]

I'm surprised so many hadn't heard of these. Did these all the time as a kid.


Verb - ride
Animal - turkey
Verb ending in S - slaps
Verb - grow
Adjective - hairy
Verb - smell
Verb ending in "ing" - eating
verb - spit
Verb ending in "ed" - licked
Number - 13
Noun - ass
Verb - grow
Animal - peacock
Adjective - purple
Plural noun - cigars
Noun - gravy
Verb - cry
Verb ending in "ed" - slurped
Noun - gasoline
Adjective - gortesquely
Animal - monkey
Name - Turd Ferguson
Verb ending in "ing" - humping
Verb - wink
Verb ending in "ed" - stroked
noun - pocket

 

[sack]

running
dog
drops
kick
mighty
punch
dropping
fast
punted
four
car
fast
jaguar
brown
cows
can
eat
peated
malt
yellow
bee
bumble
flying
sting
man
Thanks for the contest, took some thinking just to try to make some sense. Some being the operative word.

 

[tomthirtysix]

Verb Run
Animal Komodo Dragon
Verb ending in S Sleeps
Verb Drive
Adjective Ugly
Verb Kill
Verb ending in "ing" Banging
verb Walk
Verb ending in "ed" Peed
Number 36
Noun Braves
Verb Suck ( )
Animal Gecko
Adjective Smoky
Plural noun Mets
Noun King
Verb Drop
Verb ending in "ed" Helped
Noun Toilet
Adjective Orange
Animal Helper Monkey
Name Carlos
Verb ending in "ing" Hitting
Verb Cook
Verb ending in "ed" Smoked
noun Cigar

Thanks for the contest!

 

[smellysell]

Thanks for the contest Leo.

Shoor
Goat
Swims
Fly
Red
Jump
Dancing
Walk
Floated
95
Hair
Shoot
Turtle
Short
Geese
Whore
Run
Felated
Mound
Tall
Dog
Leo
Laughing
Sink
Skipped
Cigar

 

[Seavita]

Fucking
platypuss
nails
breathe
green
bet
fucking
fuck
fucked
14
Tit
fuck
orangatang
orange
cigars
Match
light
snubbed
olive oil
greasy
striped bass
Jenna
fucking
fuck
fucked
fuck


The Mad Lib is a song....a song most of you should be familiar with.

Good Luck Guys
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[hoshnasi]

Consecrating
Liger
submerge
trip
gilded
charge
flailing
roll
collapsed
21
bottles
launder
squirrel
glossy
speakers
cellphone
drill
torched
city hall
scared
shrew
Al Gore
burning
scribble
jumped
dairy

Hope it turns out well.

Congrats on the 500!

 

[Seth]

eating
Lynx
swings
walk
sweet
running
bob
smoked
4322
finger
sit
monkey
flirting
bikes
pool
stroll
pounced
board
reflective
duck
Norm
sleeping
jump
drowned
city




Seth

 

[Satchmo]

Congrats, Leo!!

Verb- shave
Animal-spider monkey
Verb ending in S-quiefs
Verb-belch
Adjective-horny
Verb-spank
Verb ending in "ing"-cranking
verb-hop
Verb ending in "ed" -buried
Number- 69
Noun-gerbil
Verb-spelunking
Animal-beaver
Adjective-pimped
Plural noun-nipple clamps
Noun-fly swatter
Verb-paint
Verb ending in "ed"-donkey punched
Noun-grandma
Adjective-salty
Animal-horse
Name-Guadalupa
Verb ending in "ing"-break dancing
Verb-jiggle
Verb ending in "ed"-jumping
noun-panties

 

[Bahianut]

hiking
duck
rides
talk
obserd
rafting
smoking
sleep
played
7
cigar
shoved
sheep
slowly
moose
gun
eating
kissed
jeep
blue
woodchuck
Bill
swimming
jump
tugged
shoe


Congrats! Thanks for the contest :thumbs:

 

[stevehawk]

I'll give this a try... thanks for the contest and congrats on the 500! :thumbs:


hurl
beaver
tickles
hurt
funky
smile
pontificating
smoked
69
boob
hang
clam
underarms
short-and-curlies
fandruff
float
landed
toilet
poop-covered
trouser trout
Jesus Maximus
running
cough
twirled
tongue

 

[beaucredo]

Stevehawks answer will be accepted. I will post everyones answers in context by the end of the day tomorrow...and by Friday morning a winner will be announced.