2K6TBSS
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Adventures In Home Inspection (Some May Be NSFW)
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CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
I have a very close friend, none of you would know him, he owns a home inspection company in virginia. He texted me today to tell me this hilarious story so I figured this was the proper forum.
He was doing a home inspection and was by himself in the basement when he farted and he said it literally brought tears to his eyes and he had to leave the area.
Sure enough 10 seconds later the client and her friend come down to look at the basement and are hit in the face by this wafting cloud! ...."OMG, what is that God awful smell!"
He proceeded to tell both ladies, and I quote, "there is most likely a leak with the ejector pump lid letting sewage gas leak into the basement".
They brought the realtor downstairs and he is currently checking to see where the problem is most likely originating.
I don't know what my friend, who shall remain nameless, is doing currently, but I am laughing my ass off.
He was doing a home inspection and was by himself in the basement when he farted and he said it literally brought tears to his eyes and he had to leave the area.
Sure enough 10 seconds later the client and her friend come down to look at the basement and are hit in the face by this wafting cloud! ...."OMG, what is that God awful smell!"
He proceeded to tell both ladies, and I quote, "there is most likely a leak with the ejector pump lid letting sewage gas leak into the basement".
They brought the realtor downstairs and he is currently checking to see where the problem is most likely originating.
I don't know what my friend, who shall remain nameless, is doing currently, but I am laughing my ass off.
jfields
Where did all my money go?
Whoops!
cohibasurfer
one day older than dirt
I think there's a strain for that.
CgarDan
Well-Known Member
Strawberry cough seems to be a popular one so why not Unicorn fartsI think there's a strain for that.
jfields
Where did all my money go?
So close, but not close enough!
I hate Starlings with a passion.
I hate Starlings with a passion.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Don't know about a strain but I think there is a stain!I think there's a strain for that.
bfreebern
Yada, Yada, Yada.
That flashing looks like it's under the shingles where your finger is, as opposed to over it. Also, is this an attic or just a dormer window, because that Starling looks like it had been sitting there crapping for a while, wondering how to get the hell out of there.
jfields
Where did all my money go?
It's over the shingles. Attic dormer window. Looked as if she had plenty of time to watch the world go by, and ponder her poor life decisions before expiring.
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Professional Poker Tournament Loser
I wonder if the owners of the house ever wondered why every time the weather got warmer for about a year or so they had an explosion of flies in the house? I can only imagine that must have happened, as it seems flies always find their way to stuff like!
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
How did you determine it was a she?
2K6TBSS
Well-Known Member
You can clearly tell by the nails...
jfields
Where did all my money go?
Thank you Jeff! Duh!
jfields
Where did all my money go?
I have so many questions! 
nypost.com
I was inspecting a home’s attic — and found an 8-foot alligator staring at me
A house inspector visiting a home in North Carolina for a routine inspection for potential structural issues or code violations found something much more worrisome.
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Gavin
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Attic gators. Damn DIYers.I have so many questions!
I was inspecting a home’s attic — and found an 8-foot alligator staring at me
A house inspector visiting a home in North Carolina for a routine inspection for potential structural issues or code violations found something much more worrisome.
jfields
Where did all my money go?
Well..... Pretty sure the water chart wasn't followed very closely.
jfields
Where did all my money go?
About had a damn heart attack when I noticed someone staring at me. Holy shit don't do that!
TexasTraveler
I'm kind of a big deal
she is ready to pounce you if you make a wrong move!
jfields
Where did all my money go?
Lol! From my perspective of the first picture, it literally seemed as if Draculashe is ready to pounce you if you make a wrong move!
himself was hiding up there and waiting to pounce. Those eyes looked bigger and spread further apart that far away.