Ashing

[scubagrunt]

I always feel so dirty and violated after I ash myself though.

Smoking a cigar is like the first time you lose your virginity. You know at some point it's going to happen, and you're not sure exactly how you're going to react, but when it's over it's a wonderful memory. Ashing, on the other hand, is like masturbation. You're going to do it at some point in time because you love the memory of smoking that cigar so much. You know at some point it's going to happen, and you're not sure exactly how you're going to react, but when it's over...you feel a little ashamed because you just "ashed" yourself.

Note to self.....don't shake hands with souldog24

 

[GDeAngelo]

I was herfing the other night. I had a AVO tubo that I was trying grow. I twas about 2 inches and it randomly fell off on my jacket lap. SOB!! I used to try and grow them regularly. Now just ash.


-Gianni-

 

[JBL11183]

I can't remember the last time I ashed in an ash tray!

 

[Rural Guy]

Well, I didn't 'ash' myself today however it was along those lines...

So I'm driving in the middle of nowhere headed to an appointment and I have to have a leak, bad. So I pull over and I'm just about finished my Padron 2000 Natural so I figure I may as well finish up while I'm doing my buisness. Only thing is, I can't have a cigar in my mouth for long, only to take a puff, letting it linger there puts the smoke in my eyes which bothers me anyway, and particularly when I have my contacts in which I did today. So, there I am in my glory, a cigar in one hand, me in the other. All of a sudden a bee comes out of the woods (which was odd as it was only about 15 deg C here) and I naturally turn away instead of swatting as I have my hands full, pissing all over my leg. Luckily I had a bottle of water with me and after some cleaning and rubbing (my pants you pervs) I was presentable.

What's that website? fmyday?

Mike

 

[ncast2523]

I always let the cigar decide when to ash.

Co-sign

 

[joselastra]

This is so funny, last week i ashed myself 4 out of 5 times. I was thinking to myself, "Am I the only jack-ass that this happens to?"!!!!!