Best Caption Contest

[NASTY]

This is a no laughing contest. Starting...................now

 

[The Green Monkey]

Gerald debuts a rather ham-handed approach to picking up fat chicks.

 

[Hillbilly Steaks]

Hello, Clarice....

 

[DanTheMan]

I'll send out a nice little something to whoever comes up with the best caption for this picture.

enter as many as you like....contest will run until Sunday evening.

E

"Are you sure this remedy will help hair loss honey?" "And why are your girlfriends here?"

 

[gtadroptop]

You lookin' at me?

 

[jnknzz]

"I hate my daddy..."


*lapcat edit

 

[stogieman]

"Any of you homos touch my bacon and I'll kill you!!!"

Taken from the movie Stripes where Phycho was warning all the other troops about touching his stuff........ :thumbs:

 

[Fatken]

Oh Oh yeah! Heil Pigler.

Thanks for the contest, very funny.

Ken

 

[bilder]

Another anti-smoking Nazi intimidation tactic gone horribly wrong.

 

[stogieman]

The newest look in fashion, "pig-wigs" by Mattel.

 

[lordlister]

"I zaid I vanted ah new vig fo mine hair, not pig you dumkoff!"

:sign:

 

[leafandale]

I'll send out a nice little something to whoever comes up with the best caption for this picture.

enter as many as you like....contest will run until Sunday evening.

E

Ok, Erick, I'll pose like this just once! But you better not to post this on CigarPass!

 

[CigarMan Andy]

That Schwinehood Kevin Bacon had me squealing like a pig.

 

[mmburtch]

Remind me why this is better than conditioner?

 

[cigarsarge]

Hitler...completely unaware he had a Jewish doctor...Was told bacon was a substitute for rogaine.

 

[Nicklor]

It's Randy Quaid before his big acting break back in the 70's ... :laugh:

Nick

 

[mmburtch]

Bryl-creem, a little dab'll do ya,
Use more, only if you dare,
But watch out,
The gals will all pursue ya,--
They'll love to put their fingers through your hair.

Bryl-creem, a little dab'll do ya,
Bryl-creem, you'll look so debonair.
Bryl-creem, the gals will all pursue ya,
They'll love to RUN their fingers through your hair.

 

[DePasta]

Timmy was heading to the club to test the theory that everything is better with bacon...............

and

After his tragic shaving accident, Timmy was glad he had bought these the other day......but they just didn't quite look the same as the picture on the box......

 

[The Green Monkey]

:angry: Honey baked ham stores - never again!



*****



Ned still can't believe he inherited his father's greasy hair.

 

[Macion Grey]

Der Geist vom Mann ist groß, noch wie schwächlich sein Speck ist.