First off, you must denounce the Longhorns
^^^ What he said.
Hello fellow puffers.....I am recently laid off and tired of the same old grind. I love cigars so much, I think that I want to explore a career but I need a little advice as to where to look. Anyone that works in cigars out there that knows how I can get in? :thumbs:
First off, you must denounce the Longhorns
If you think a gimic offense defines your place in history, the heat must be really getting to you out there in the desert!First off, you must denounce the Longhorns
^^^ What he said.
Don't get pissy because we ruined all of SoCal's dreams for their pretty boy-who-got-pushed to get his third Title. Just because our star got it done doesn't mean you have to be bitter the rest of your days..... :whistling: :laugh:
If you would like to work at my local B&M, here are a couple of pointers that will undoubtedly gain you employment:
1) Mold is actually called plume, and it is good. People actually look for this in a cigar so just brush it off and smoke it.
2) When a customer is asking your advice on whether to get a Padron 1964 or a 1926, point them to the Rocky Patel Vintage. It's just as good and a lot cheaper.
3) Post a sign stating that due to the fragile nature of cigars, refunds are no longer being offered.
4) Confidently explain that the Olivas have been around for years growing tobaccos for Fuente and other top tier brands and have just recently come out with the Series O, G and V.
5) Practice saying "Pretty Good". It's the only answer you'll need to how each and every cigar in your shop smokes.
Master these few points and you'll soon be running the place. Good luck.
Wow dont hate the horns cause you aint the horns...especially you aggies. And dont be mad all you socal condoms...your chance might come again to play the mighty horns....just kidding fellas!
If you would like to work at my local B&M, here are a couple of pointers that will undoubtedly gain you employment:
1) Mold is actually called plume, and it is good. People actually look for this in a cigar so just brush it off and smoke it.
2) When a customer is asking your advice on whether to get a Padron 1964 or a 1926, point them to the Rocky Patel Vintage. It's just as good and a lot cheaper.
3) Post a sign stating that due to the fragile nature of cigars, refunds are no longer being offered.
4) Confidently explain that the Olivas have been around for years growing tobaccos for Fuente and other top tier brands and have just recently come out with the Series O, G and V.
5) Practice saying "Pretty Good". It's the only answer you'll need to how each and every cigar in your shop smokes.
Master these few points and you'll soon be running the place. Good luck.
If you would like to work at my local B&M, here are a couple of pointers that will undoubtedly gain you employment:
1) Mold is actually called plume, and it is good. People actually look for this in a cigar so just brush it off and smoke it.
2) When a customer is asking your advice on whether to get a Padron 1964 or a 1926, point them to the Rocky Patel Vintage. It's just as good and a lot cheaper.
3) Post a sign stating that due to the fragile nature of cigars, refunds are no longer being offered.
4) Confidently explain that the Olivas have been around for years growing tobaccos for Fuente and other top tier brands and have just recently come out with the Series O, G and V.
5) Practice saying "Pretty Good". It's the only answer you'll need to how each and every cigar in your shop smokes.
Master these few points and you'll soon be running the place. Good luck.
Wow, number 4 was kind of a harsh.
To clarify, there are two Oliva's. Oliva Cigar and Oliva Tobacco. Oliva Tobacco actually does sell tobacco to Fuente. Oliva Cigar is manufacturer of the O, G, and V.
If you're recently laid off - you should seriously look for an occupation that offers a future... With the way smoking bans and taxation are gaining traction - it's likely there will be few places (if any) to purchase cigars in the not too distant future. I'm afraid cigars are slowly headed the way of $1.00 a gallon gas.
If you're recently laid off - you should seriously look for an occupation that offers a future... With the way smoking bans and taxation are gaining traction - it's likely there will be few places (if any) to purchase cigars in the not too distant future. I'm afraid cigars are slowly headed the way of $1.00 a gallon gas.
BLASPHEME!!!!