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The Alcohol Verification Board (AVB) highly recommends the following morning after treatment. All consumers who are not allergic to the ingredients should consider this as a confirmed treatment.
1. Before festivities pre-make spiked egg nog in half gallon milk container.
2. Go out and have the correct amount of fun
3. While coffee is brewing, fill bowl with Cinnamon Toast Crunch
4. Accidentally or on purpose (it doesn't matter) pour egg nog over cereal.
5. Be surprised when headache and hunger disappear and are replaced with a slight buzz
6. Call in sick and go back to bed.
***NOTICE***
THIS HAS NOT BEEN VERIFIED TO WORK WITH ANY OTHER COMBINATION. MODIFY AT YOUR OWN RISK
AVB - Doing stuff so you don't have too.
1. Before festivities pre-make spiked egg nog in half gallon milk container.
2. Go out and have the correct amount of fun
3. While coffee is brewing, fill bowl with Cinnamon Toast Crunch
4. Accidentally or on purpose (it doesn't matter) pour egg nog over cereal.
5. Be surprised when headache and hunger disappear and are replaced with a slight buzz
6. Call in sick and go back to bed.
***NOTICE***
THIS HAS NOT BEEN VERIFIED TO WORK WITH ANY OTHER COMBINATION. MODIFY AT YOUR OWN RISK
AVB - Doing stuff so you don't have too.
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