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"Dress Like a Habanos Insider" Contest!

There once was a man who smoked Opus.
They cost so much it was hopeless.
He found a cigar in the ashtray of a car.
Now he smokes nubs and is homeless
 
I have one of those T-Shirts, really nice prize Wilkey!

I'm going to back out of this one, I wish the rest of you good luck!
 
There once was a guy named Zee..bra
Who wanted to compete with you all
He thought he would be
Able to run with Moki
But alas, he couldn't even crawl

*****
Zeeeb, all in fun. ;)
Your name was just too easy to rhyme. :whistling:
 
There once was a man from Bear
His love of Moontrance he did share
He did a review
Which made us all spew
Now herf with him no one will dare


** edited for grammar
 
geldor1 said:
There once was a guy named Zee..bra
Who wanted to compete with you all
He thought he would be
Able to run with Moki
But alas, he couldn't even crawl

*****
Zeeeb, all in fun. ;)
Your name was just too easy to rhyme. :whistling:
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But you didn't rhyme Zeebra with anything! :sign:
 
moki said:
You can repair a 'gar wrapper
By putting it in her snapper
Then twist the 'gar about
As your girl lets out a shout
And then smoke up your del mar tobacc-errrr!

ya ya ya yaaaaa... Wilkey rides bicycles without seats!
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Is that you Mr. Clinton? :laugh:

These are too funny, but alas, I have no talent.
 
Wurm said:
I have one of those T-Shirts, really nice prize Wilkey!

I'm going to back out of this one, I wish the rest of you good luck!
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Sorry Wurm gotta do it: :rolleyes:

There once was a young man named Wurm.
The limerick contest made him sqirm
He backed out with a shout.
Which makes him a lout.
Now he won’t get the shirt that’s confirm.
:whistling:
 
There once was a boy from 'Bama
Who loved smoking 'gars from Habana
His wife found the bill
And threatened to kill
Now he smokes outside in his hammock...

There once was a student of law
Who studied Holt's catalog all fall
No res judicata
Just gran los habana
Now he's looking for work at the mall...
 
There once was a smoker of 'gars
Who puffed rather than raking the yard
His wife threatened Divorce
He showed her his horse
Now he puffs all night in his car...

Burnt Tongue said:
Geez Stew it's not suppose to be autobiographical! :laugh: LOL
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Not yet but I'm working on it!
 
Zeebra said:
But you didn't rhyme Zeebra with anything! :sign:
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It's all in how you pronounce it...

You know - Take off zee bra, baby. :whistling:

There once was a guy named Andrew
He bombed folks he didn't have to
His limericks they found
Were the funniest in town
Now he might get a shirt, but no shoes
 
We all know the guy called Double D
Whose name brings to mind pics I want to see
Just to mention his name
Brought new images and shame
Cause we all want more pics from A.V.B.

Getting a little weak here. :whistling:
 
There once was a guy named Burnt Tongue
Who thought that he'd have a little fun
A shirt he tried to win
But the rules wouldn't let him in
Now he's just an unhappy son of a gun

Getting even weaker as time goes by. ???
 
Geldor is having waaay too much fun with this. ;)

Couple of nice ones there, Stew. :thumbs:

Wilkey
 
Ginseng said:
Geldor is having waaay too much fun with this. ;)

Couple of nice ones there, Stew. :thumbs:

Wilkey
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It's either this or I actually do some work. Tough decision. :whistling:


You all know of Stewa070 of course
He'll poke fun of you without showing remorse
He said he could hang
With the big dogs he claimed
But he couldn't get himself off the porch

Nobody is safe I tell ya. :sign:
 
Alright since we are gettin' personal....

Y'all know how crazy Shooter be.
He went to the herf near DC.
Drank Four Roses and shine.
And said with a whine.
You got to be F'in kiddin' Me!
 
geldor1 said:
Nobody is safe I tell ya. :sign:
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We have our site admin named Rod
Who others have called Ron or Bob
While others will quote
From the lesser of folks
I ain't afraid of ole ... Todd

:whistling:

:love:
 
That's my show.

I'll be here all week.

Don't forget to tip your waitress. :sign:
 
There once was a man named geldor
His rhymes well they really did smelldor
Thought he was so good
Talking tough in the hood
Don't give up your day job you welder*






* No offence to actual welders, but this was a really weak attempt by me to try and rhyme "geldor"
 
Gotta give it a shot....

The brand's not important you know,
and the size, well I love them all, so
I don't care which vitola
could be Punch or Cohiba
just as long as it's a Habano
 
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