Set-In-Stone
The Dude Abides
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- Jun 22, 2011
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When someone asks - "What do you think?" responding with - "Hard telling, not caring"
Guy at work always quotes his wife from when they were young - "I don't care if I can't get pregnant, Im not swallowing it!"
Someone asks you something obvious - "Is the Pope, Catholic ?"
I use this one at work often. When someone gets frustrated and says "F*cker! " I always respond - "You F*ck her... You brought her!"
Those damn "Free Beer Tomorrow" signs in bars. Always gets me. . .
Guy at work always quotes his wife from when they were young - "I don't care if I can't get pregnant, Im not swallowing it!"
Someone asks you something obvious - "Is the Pope, Catholic ?"
I use this one at work often. When someone gets frustrated and says "F*cker! " I always respond - "You F*ck her... You brought her!"
Those damn "Free Beer Tomorrow" signs in bars. Always gets me. . .