Macion Grey
the Libertine
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- Mar 2, 2008
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Woke up today to the gentle tap of an apathetic postal worker. Muttering about how said gentle tap could have possibly waken me up, only going to sleep but two hours before this moment. The door creaks in that familiar, softly annoying manner and I look around for that damn postman. Gone. Couldn't even wait ten seconds. At least they left the box.
I glance offhandedly at the present parcel, and decide by it's size that it must be the Perfumes I purchased a few weeks ago for my wife. I pick it up and put it across the hall from my bedroom door so I won't forget about it when I wake up, and back to sleep I go.
A word of advice: Never go to sleep when there is a possibility someone has delivered not just a bomb, but a thermo-nuclear warhead in disguise to you door. I should have made some calculated guesses based on the Radioactive stickers pasted all over the box, and the fact that I had to use an engine crane to move it. Suffice to say, I not only need a new house, but so does all of the Barrossa Valley. No more full bodied Shiraz for you America.
THANK YOU 4cbln3 (Dave)!!! Your affluent effluent drives even the most zeal-minded to imbibe. I am rather certain some of these sticks you sent me I could not buy, even if I wanted to. I am therefore also certain you secretly own a country or two due to the massive, epic, ridiculous, superhappyluckygoldstar package you sent silly old Mac.
Actually, how am I still alive and typing this?
I glance offhandedly at the present parcel, and decide by it's size that it must be the Perfumes I purchased a few weeks ago for my wife. I pick it up and put it across the hall from my bedroom door so I won't forget about it when I wake up, and back to sleep I go.
A word of advice: Never go to sleep when there is a possibility someone has delivered not just a bomb, but a thermo-nuclear warhead in disguise to you door. I should have made some calculated guesses based on the Radioactive stickers pasted all over the box, and the fact that I had to use an engine crane to move it. Suffice to say, I not only need a new house, but so does all of the Barrossa Valley. No more full bodied Shiraz for you America.
THANK YOU 4cbln3 (Dave)!!! Your affluent effluent drives even the most zeal-minded to imbibe. I am rather certain some of these sticks you sent me I could not buy, even if I wanted to. I am therefore also certain you secretly own a country or two due to the massive, epic, ridiculous, superhappyluckygoldstar package you sent silly old Mac.
Actually, how am I still alive and typing this?