In searching for the Cigar General (Cigar Dave) I ran across his website:
SMOKE THIS!
He has cool cigar stuff on his website. He had this in their too! I thought I would pass it on.
30 Reasons Why it's Great to be a Man
1. Your orgasms are always real. Always!
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
5. You don’t give a F*** if nobody notices you new haircut.
6. Hot wax never goes near your pubic area.
7. A few well-placed one-night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished.
8. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
9. Porn films are designed with you in mind.
10. You can throw a ball more than five feet.
11. ONE mood, ALL the times.
12. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
13. You can open your own jars.
14. You can go to a restroom without a public support group.
15. You can leave a bed unmade.
16. You can get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
17. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
18. If you are 30 and single, no one notices.
19. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
20. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
21. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the electricity man is coming to read your meter.
22. You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours without thinking “He must be mad at me!”
23. You don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25. The same hairstyle lasts you for years, maybe decades.
26. You don’t have to turn a road atlas upside down to travel south.
27. All your Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 24 Relatives on December 24 in 24 minutes.
28. You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a Moustache.
29. You’re more concerned with people kissing your ass rather than looking at our ass.
30. The world is your urinal!
*courtesy of Cigar Dave @ www.smokethis.com
M. Gipson
SMOKE THIS!
He has cool cigar stuff on his website. He had this in their too! I thought I would pass it on.
30 Reasons Why it's Great to be a Man
1. Your orgasms are always real. Always!
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
5. You don’t give a F*** if nobody notices you new haircut.
6. Hot wax never goes near your pubic area.
7. A few well-placed one-night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished.
8. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
9. Porn films are designed with you in mind.
10. You can throw a ball more than five feet.
11. ONE mood, ALL the times.
12. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
13. You can open your own jars.
14. You can go to a restroom without a public support group.
15. You can leave a bed unmade.
16. You can get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
17. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
18. If you are 30 and single, no one notices.
19. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
20. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
21. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the electricity man is coming to read your meter.
22. You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours without thinking “He must be mad at me!”
23. You don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25. The same hairstyle lasts you for years, maybe decades.
26. You don’t have to turn a road atlas upside down to travel south.
27. All your Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 24 Relatives on December 24 in 24 minutes.
28. You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a Moustache.
29. You’re more concerned with people kissing your ass rather than looking at our ass.
30. The world is your urinal!
*courtesy of Cigar Dave @ www.smokethis.com
M. Gipson