ironbyron
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My apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, Poe, Frost, and Seuss!
The Christmas Pipe
Twas the night before Christmas and at the North Pole
Ole Santa was searching for his magical bowl
Time's a wasting! Ole Saint Nick did shout
I found the red one, but it always goes out
The blue one's no better, you can't get it lit
The green one just gurgles, as if full of spit
This one's no good, the bowl is all cracked
I need my magic bowl, it's a matter of fact
Tis a wonder indeed, to smoke that ole pipe
You light it one time, it stays lit through the night
The bowl's always full, it never burns out
It clinches with ease, as if made for my mouth
The leaf in the bowl, burns cool as can be
Sometimes I wonder, who might the blender be
Might be an Elf, even Rudolph! Could be?
But this I am certain, twas made just for me
Here it is Santa, now quickly please go
The Reindeer are ready, and raring to go
And I heard him exclaim as drove out of sight
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good PIPE!
Byron
The Christmas Pipe
Twas the night before Christmas and at the North Pole
Ole Santa was searching for his magical bowl
Time's a wasting! Ole Saint Nick did shout
I found the red one, but it always goes out
The blue one's no better, you can't get it lit
The green one just gurgles, as if full of spit
This one's no good, the bowl is all cracked
I need my magic bowl, it's a matter of fact
Tis a wonder indeed, to smoke that ole pipe
You light it one time, it stays lit through the night
The bowl's always full, it never burns out
It clinches with ease, as if made for my mouth
The leaf in the bowl, burns cool as can be
Sometimes I wonder, who might the blender be
Might be an Elf, even Rudolph! Could be?
But this I am certain, twas made just for me
Here it is Santa, now quickly please go
The Reindeer are ready, and raring to go
And I heard him exclaim as drove out of sight
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good PIPE!
Byron
nice!