davew0670
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and they all perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St Peter asks the 1st girl "tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
She giggles and shyly replies " I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
ST Peter says "ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and you may pass through the gates."
He then asks the next girl the same question. She says "I once fondled and stroked one".
ST Peter says "dip your whole hand and then you too may pass through the gates."
All of a sudden there is a comotion in the line of girls. One pushes her way to the front of the line. When she gets there, St Peter asks "Reva, what seems to be the rush?"
Reva replies "If I am going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to do it before Catherine sticks her ass in it".
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St Peter asks the 1st girl "tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
She giggles and shyly replies " I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
ST Peter says "ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and you may pass through the gates."
He then asks the next girl the same question. She says "I once fondled and stroked one".
ST Peter says "dip your whole hand and then you too may pass through the gates."
All of a sudden there is a comotion in the line of girls. One pushes her way to the front of the line. When she gets there, St Peter asks "Reva, what seems to be the rush?"
Reva replies "If I am going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to do it before Catherine sticks her ass in it".