Blue Dragon
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Given all the recent carnage .. or at least all the hot air that is being spouted about impending doom, I thought I would help out all you Newbies. There has been all kinds of confusion about what to put in a bomb. I'm all for helping out the new guy; I want to give you a fair shot at least of having some rat's chance in Hell to survive this war with some sort of integrity. For future reference, the War I am referring to is: The Newbie Smackdown of 2007!
Step #1:
First you need to come up with some sort of incendiary device that will make for a nice explosion.
Step #2:
Then you need some sort of container that will facilitate the explosive process. Pipe bombs have been around for ages; they work just as well here.
Step #3:
You need to have something that will keep the contents securely in place. It would be terrible if something leaked out.
Step #4:
A well made bomb is something to be proud of. Make sure everything is nice and secure!
Step #5:
When taking the time to make a well prepared bomb, it is often more efficient to make more than one at a time.
Step #6:
To maximize the damage and torture inflicted on your victim it is good to add a little flammable material. It gets the tempers nice and hot.
Step #7:
Once complete, let set, then mail it off.. Bombs Away!!!
Mwhaahahhahaahahha!!!!
:sign: :laugh: :sign: :laugh: :sign: :laugh: :sign:
I hope you found this as helpful and fun as I did. Good luck Newbies! You'll need it.
Step #1:
First you need to come up with some sort of incendiary device that will make for a nice explosion.
Step #2:
Then you need some sort of container that will facilitate the explosive process. Pipe bombs have been around for ages; they work just as well here.
Step #3:
You need to have something that will keep the contents securely in place. It would be terrible if something leaked out.
Step #4:
A well made bomb is something to be proud of. Make sure everything is nice and secure!
Step #5:
When taking the time to make a well prepared bomb, it is often more efficient to make more than one at a time.
Step #6:
To maximize the damage and torture inflicted on your victim it is good to add a little flammable material. It gets the tempers nice and hot.
Step #7:
Once complete, let set, then mail it off.. Bombs Away!!!
Mwhaahahhahaahahha!!!!
:sign: :laugh: :sign: :laugh: :sign: :laugh: :sign:
I hope you found this as helpful and fun as I did. Good luck Newbies! You'll need it.
I might just have to wait until next weekend and do a hand off.... :whistling: 
