My lesson, believe it or not, has to do with giving romantic gifts. Now, many people here would pin me as a hopeless romantic, but this lesson holds true. It is not the product of my creativity, but I
have used it, and it
will produce results.
I’ve edited this from its original content, because it was essentially a chat log (not cp chat)
Roses only last like a couple weeks and that's if you leave them in water; and they really only exist to be pretty. So that's like saying, "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" But a potato! Potatoes last for f***ing ever, man. In fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack. That part alone makes it a good symbol, but there's more! There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with it! And that's like saying "I have many ways in which I show my love for you" And potatoes may be ugly, but they're still awesome so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
I’m not saying you can glaze over an anniversary with just a potato, but if you’re in the kind of relationship that doesn’t put much emphasis on Valentine’s day, or if you want to give a little reminder of your love, attach this little note to a potato, and leave it somewhere she’ll find it. She’ll hold onto that stupid thing until it sprouts, guaranteed. :love:
Thanks for letting me play phil.