My garage has been obliterated! I pulled in to my driveway and found nothing but an 800ft. deep crater where it used to be. Fortunately the wife was safe, although initially concerned that I brought this upon myself with an unauthorized purchase. Sadly, one of our cats didn't survive the blast.
I am completely uncertain as to what I could have done to deserve such an attack. ??? I've seen the carnage daily here on the board and must have become collateral damage. My initial thoughts were of revenge. But then I remembered that saying, "Never bring a knife to a ICBM fight". Judging by the damage I don't have nearly the arsenal of my attacker. So I will take my immediate vengeance on some unsuspecting newb similar to myself. I will build my cache and the second Grateful1 is comfortable, KAPOW!