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How to difuse a FOG cigar bomb 101

jfields

Where did all my money go?
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Given all the recent carnage.. or at least all the hot air that is being spouted about impending doom, I thought I would help out all of my fellow Newbies. There has been all kinds of Confusion about what to do if we get a FOG bomb. I'm all for helping out my fellow new guy; I want to give you a fair shot at least of having some rat's chance in hell to survive this war with some sort of integrity. For future reference, the War I am referring to is: NEWBIES UNITE!

Step #1
First you need to come up with some sort of Fog bomb that some old geezer sent your way. He most likely sent it from the Old FOG's home where he's been sitting around bragging about the "Good Old Days" with the rest of his broken down crew.
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Step #2
Then you need some sort of disarming device. In this case because we know it is a pipe bomb, a hacksaw will work nicely. Not too agressive but, not too wimpy.
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Step #3
Proceed to carefully saw through the entire box and foam schrapnel packing. You do not want to be too rough causing explosive inside to detonate (this would ruin your day). Start about three inches from the top.Saw in a circular motion going 380 degrees (just for good measure :rolleyes:) around the box.
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Step #4
Once step three is complete, grab the top and bottom half of the bomb and gently twist the two halves in opposite directions (careful now). This should release the glue that holds the schrapnel cover together.
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Step #5
Open up the FOG bomb and enjoy what is inside. A well made bomb is something he was proud of. You want to make sure you honor his memory by enjoying the explosives to the utmost. :love:
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Editors note: New improved Foam Bomb Blah, Blah, Blah! :laugh: ..........................Bring it on Swissy, U can't touch this! Na, Na, Na, Na,! :whistling:
As for you Cory, payback is a fuggin Beyotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
is that a old porsche in the backround or a carmin ghia?

It's a 1954 Pre A Porsche Cabriolet. According to the vin# correspondence with Porsche it is the 423 one to ever be made. I had to put the restoration on hold right about the time I got it a few years ago. The wife ended up pregnant and decided to quit her job to be a stay at home mom. Oh well the little girl is worth it. :thumbs: The car is not going anywhere.
 
Are they still sending those WEAK ASS PVC / Foam Bombs?(?improved?)
That's so last war.
The New Generation of Ordinance (NGO) from Team Whoop ASS is about to launch. Details to follow once we have confirmation / damage reports.
AAA and Radar are in place and operational.
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No kiddin', 380 degrees. :rolleyes:

Doc.


380 degrees is correct! Although one would think that 360 would do it that is not the case. Stopping at the percieved 360 degree mark could cause the recipient to have to twist and shout with excessive pressure thereby risking damage to the product inside.

Us new guys think of everything!
 
Good stuff... But, it doesn't look like enough work went into extracting that stick... Looks like this NEWB here is halfway intelligent??? ???
 
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