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The Truth About Moki

Ginseng

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Ok, I broke the story about Moki's closet flavored cigar addiction in this thread: The Truth about Moki #1. And now it's time for the next revelation.

Have you ever wondered where Moki gets the scratch to buy all those fancy Opus cigars? How can one man afford to bomb out so many Davidoffs, Anejo ORs, Moontrance, and this that and the other? Well, you might know that Andrew (the secret face behind the abrasive and often profane online persona) is the president of Ambrosia Software. But can even such a position result in the massive streams of cash required to feed his cigar habit? Unlikely. But now we have recently discovered exactly where this money comes from.

Revealed here for the first time is a photograph of Moki standing in front of the sign at the headquarters of his secret enterprise: a personal lubricants manufacturing company call appropriately enough, Analtech.

MokisSecretCompany.jpg


Apparently business has been strong due to the upsurge in internet pornography and XXX video emporia. But it's not all glamor. Even though he is the CEO of Analtech, he still participates in daily product testing and he travels extensively to S&M and adult video industry events to push his company and products. In fact, Moki was in the middle of a test when the photographer showed up to take the PR shot. But rather than interrupt what he was doing, he brought the test apparatus (a well-seasoned billygoat named "Roscoe") with him for the picture.

Wilkey
 
Poor, poor goat..........Look at the cigar burns on his nose. Sadistic bastid! Someone should call PETA. :angry:
 
hmmmm.....plausible yes.....hmmm....i really don't know what to say...our friend Wilkey has gone below the belt, in a manner of speaking.
Rob
 
Analtech the makers of Analeze

.......Sometimes you need a little help. With Analeaze, you can desensitize just enough to make it all comfortable. Use this cherry flavored numbing jell just prior to penetration.
 
Analtech the makers of Analeze

.......Sometimes you need a little help. With Analeaze, you can desensitize just enough to make it all comfortable. Use this cherry flavored numbing jell just prior to penetration.
does this fall under the age / experience thingy?
 
Do I wanna know how you came across this Analtech corporation?
Would you believe that there is actually a company named "Analtech?" They are located on Rt.72 south of Newark, Delaware. I don't know for sure what they make and I'm afraid to ask. Here is the original photo. The chopping was done by our very own PetersCreek, a true artist. ;)
TheRealAnaltech.jpg


The picture is obviously photoshopped, Moki should be in front of the goat.
Doh! But Moki always said that he'd rather pitch than catch.

hmmmm.....plausible yes.....hmmm....i really don't know what to say...our friend Wilkey has gone below the belt, in a manner of speaking.
Rob
If a belt is holding up assless chaps, then you won't find me in that vicinity. :D

Wilkey
 
Do I wanna know how you came across this Analtech corporation?
Would you believe that there is actually a company named "Analtech?" They are located on Rt.72 south of Newark, Delaware. I don't know for sure what they make and I'm afraid to ask. Here is the original photo.
Wilkey

They don;t make what everyone thinks....
They actually make Uniplates and such...
to quote the website
"Our UNIPLATES are routinely used in thousands of Analytical, Research, Clinical and Industrial Laboratories throughout the world.
A large number of drug-screening programs and forensic laboratories have standardized on ANALTECH UNIPLATES for their procedures"
www.analtech.com
 
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