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You know you smoke too many cigars when...

septumus

septumus

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You know you smoke too many cigars when...

You break down and smoke a cigarette after a hard day and find yourself analyzing the draw, burn and flavor (eh, american spirits don't taste completely like shit).

You buy alcohol specifically for drinking while smoking and never touch it unless you have a cigar in your hand.

You have a comfortable set of 'lounging' clothes that you wear when you smoke at home.

You have a set of clothes you wear when you smoke elsewhere.

In every picture of you a cigar is in your hand or mouth.

Your S.O. can't remember the last time you didn't have cigar breath.
 
When you go to the Outlaw and smoke 12 cigars and wake up the next day wanting another one with breakfast :)
 
When you get the sweats, feel like you're drunk sick, wish you could puke, and you swear you will put the cigar down immediately............as soon as it's been sufficiently nubbed.
 
When the repo man takes your car and your just glad your travel humi was not in it.

When your wife leaves because that is all you do anymore.
 
You will stuff towels under the doors in your office and put on a coat and open the window when it is 10 degrees outside just to smoke indoors.

Dave
 
When you look at hotdogs in the grocery store and wonder what the ring gauge is on them.
 
...when you stop going to the strip club because they banned smoking indoors.
 
.......when the term "getting bombed" no longer has anything to do with alcohol.



.......when you drink warm beer while camping because you don't want to disturb your "aging humi" (a.k.a coolidor)

Billy

**edit to add***
 
.... when your most horrifying nighmares are about beetle infestations and sleeping through the most recent Opus release.
 
one from the girlfriend (mostly her calling me out):

When you start looking at priceless family heirloom jewelry boxes and think to yourself about what a bad ass desktop humidor it would make.
 
You spend more money on a weekly basis at the B&M than on dates with the girlfriend.
 
... when your credit card company, bank, or wife calls and tells you you're over the limit.

John
 
When you watch and listen for the mail lady like a dog waiting for it's master and your wife begins to dub her your secret lover.

True story.
 
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