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I have a well trained wife

Devil Doc

Devil Doc

When Death smiles, Corpsmen smile back
I was preparing dinner tonite (my wasp wife isn't allowed in my galley). Nothing fancy, pork chops, baked potato, broccoli sautéed in olive oil with garlic and Parmesan cheese. I put the chops in the oven and then went to the humidor to grab a cigar. My wife said "30 minutes till dinner?". I responded, "How did you know?". "By the size of the cigar you picked.", she responded. Pretty good huh?

Doc.
 
I say he has been married for 41 years and I would never say my wife is trained. she is whipped, cause I am such the stud.

Ken
 
cabaiguan juan said:
Doc invented marrage, so thats atleast a triple digit number.
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I thought Doc and his wife were the original Adam and Eve and relocated under the victim witness program, which would be a quadratripolated whole lotta digits of marriage...

speaking of marriage... a couple jokes...


A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out....

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.


When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically>asked, "Relatives of yours?" Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."


congratulations on a successful marriage Doc!!!
 
My wife knows the smell of the cigar I'm smoking. She says, mmm, is that a maduro, or that smells great is it a Cuban?

Ok Moki, you want to to a blind test with my wife ...LOL

BTW, we have been married 29 years, I think Doc is going on 60 years :laugh:

Brian
 
My wife and I celebrated 25 years in October, and SHE is the best too- and ya she smokes those $4.00 per pack cigarettes, but never questions my purchases of cigars...

(oh and wants to build a big humidor too...)

anyone know of any plans for humi's out there???
 
I don't know if I'd use the phrase "well trained" but then again it looks like she's got you pretty "well trained" since you were the one cooking dinner. :laugh: Sounds like a great match!
 
Sounds a little fancy to me, sauted? in garlic and olive oil? Sounds like you can work some magic in the kitchen... or I am just really hungry... which I am by the way, plus I haven't had a decent home cooked meal in months.
 
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